Figured I'd do my own take on a holiday classic, hope you enjoy! I'll add the next day around the same time,
MERRY CHRISTMAS
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me Her Best Friends Tied Up Naked by our Tree.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two Rolled up Fatties and Her Best Friends Tied Up Naked by our Tree.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me Three Red Ball Gags, Two Rolled up Fatties, and Her Best Friends Tied up Naked by our Tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Four Nipple Clamps, Three Red Ball Gags, Two Rolled up Fatties, and Her Best Friends Tied up Naked by our Tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Five Oral B's, Four Nipple Clamps, Three Red Ball Gags, Two Rolled up Fatties, and Her Best Friends Tied up Naked by our Tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Six Vibes a Buzzing, Five Oral B's, Four Nipple Clamps, Three Red Ball Gags, Two Rolled up Fatties, and Her Best Friends Tied up Naked by our Tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me Seven Electro Pinwheels, Six Vibes a Buzzing, Five Oral B's, Four Nipple Clamps, Three Red Ball Gags, Two Rolled up Fatties, and Her Best Friends Tied up Naked by our Tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Eight Pens for Drawing, Seven Electro Pinwheels, Six Vibes a Buzzing, Five Oral B's, Four Nipple Clamps, Three Red Ball Gags, Two Rolled up Fatties, and Her Best Friend Tied up Naked by our Tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Nine Combs for Scraping, Eight Pens for Drawing, Seven Electro Pinwheels, Six Vibes a Buzzing, Five Oral B's, Four Nipple Clamps, Three Red Ball Gags, Two Rolled up Fatties, and Her Best Friends Tied up Naked by our Tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Ten Nails of Silver, Nine Combs for Scraping, Eight Pens for Drawing, Seven Electro Pinwheels, Six Vibes a Buzzing, Five Oral B's, Four Nipple Clamps, Three Red Ball Gags, Two Rolled up Fatties, and Her Best Friends Tied up Naked by our Tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me Eleven Varied Feathers, Ten Nails of Silver, Nine Combs for Scraping, Eight Pens for Drawing, Seven Electro Pinwheels, Six Vibes a Buzzing, Five Oral B's, Four Nipple Clamps, Three Red Ball Gags, Two Rolled up Fatties, and Her Best Friends Tied up Naked by our Tree.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Twelve Bristly Brushes, Eleven Varied Feathers, Ten Nails of Silver, Nine Combs for Scraping, Eight Pens for Drawing, Seven Electro Pinwheels, Six Vibes a Buzzing, Five Oral B's, Four Nipple Clamps, Three Red Ball Gags, Two Rolled up Fatties, and Her Best Friends Tied up Naked by our Tree.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me Her Best Friends Tied Up Naked by our Tree.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two Rolled up Fatties and Her Best Friends Tied Up Naked by our Tree.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me Three Red Ball Gags, Two Rolled up Fatties, and Her Best Friends Tied up Naked by our Tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Four Nipple Clamps, Three Red Ball Gags, Two Rolled up Fatties, and Her Best Friends Tied up Naked by our Tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Five Oral B's, Four Nipple Clamps, Three Red Ball Gags, Two Rolled up Fatties, and Her Best Friends Tied up Naked by our Tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Six Vibes a Buzzing, Five Oral B's, Four Nipple Clamps, Three Red Ball Gags, Two Rolled up Fatties, and Her Best Friends Tied up Naked by our Tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me Seven Electro Pinwheels, Six Vibes a Buzzing, Five Oral B's, Four Nipple Clamps, Three Red Ball Gags, Two Rolled up Fatties, and Her Best Friends Tied up Naked by our Tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Eight Pens for Drawing, Seven Electro Pinwheels, Six Vibes a Buzzing, Five Oral B's, Four Nipple Clamps, Three Red Ball Gags, Two Rolled up Fatties, and Her Best Friend Tied up Naked by our Tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Nine Combs for Scraping, Eight Pens for Drawing, Seven Electro Pinwheels, Six Vibes a Buzzing, Five Oral B's, Four Nipple Clamps, Three Red Ball Gags, Two Rolled up Fatties, and Her Best Friends Tied up Naked by our Tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Ten Nails of Silver, Nine Combs for Scraping, Eight Pens for Drawing, Seven Electro Pinwheels, Six Vibes a Buzzing, Five Oral B's, Four Nipple Clamps, Three Red Ball Gags, Two Rolled up Fatties, and Her Best Friends Tied up Naked by our Tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me Eleven Varied Feathers, Ten Nails of Silver, Nine Combs for Scraping, Eight Pens for Drawing, Seven Electro Pinwheels, Six Vibes a Buzzing, Five Oral B's, Four Nipple Clamps, Three Red Ball Gags, Two Rolled up Fatties, and Her Best Friends Tied up Naked by our Tree.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Twelve Bristly Brushes, Eleven Varied Feathers, Ten Nails of Silver, Nine Combs for Scraping, Eight Pens for Drawing, Seven Electro Pinwheels, Six Vibes a Buzzing, Five Oral B's, Four Nipple Clamps, Three Red Ball Gags, Two Rolled up Fatties, and Her Best Friends Tied up Naked by our Tree.
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