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  1. #1
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    Friday night nyuks (1-12-18).

    A magic genie once offered to give me my choice: either a perfect memory or a perfect penis. Be damned if I can recall which one I picked.

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    When a pirate losses one of his hands at sea, what’s the first thing he does upon making port?

    He looks for a hooker.

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    My bed isn’t real. I just made it up.

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    Cannibal party guest: “Sorry I’m late. Is dinner over?”

    Cannibal party host: “I’m afraid so. Everybody’s eaten.”

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    Hear about the foreign spy who used stage acting as a cover? He was arrested for committing thespianage.

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    Just saw “The Disaster Artist” at the theater last night. I’d give it a hi mark.

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    New York hasn’t started 2018 well. It’s already dropped the ball.

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    In the wild, cats do their best to beat each other to the next kill. Must be disheartening; it is, after all, a real rat race.

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    What a miserable turn of events... my wife died just a week before my birthday. Now what am I gonna wish for?

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    “Owww! My back feels awful! I need help, pleassssse! How about Triactin?”

    “My thought exactly. Try actin’ like an adult.”

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    Gandalf started out life as an illiterate young wizard, but that didn’t last long. He was dedicated to his spell book.

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    What should you give an elephant with explosive diarrhea?

    All kinds of room.

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    Donald Trump’s life is insured by Lloyd’s of London. The rates are insanely reasonable: just one pence.

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    I’ll say this about candidate Oprah Winfrey... she has the issues cold. ‘Course, most of them concern weight.

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    I’ve got an intense fear of imitations. You might call it a fauxbia.

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    An inventor has developed an entirely new kind of railway locomotive. It doesn’t use diesel or electricity... all you have to do is offer compliments. It’s esteem powered.

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    My wife is the only one I’ve ever slept with. But I assure you all of my girlfriends are tens.

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    “I hear your son beats you regularly at dominos.”

    “Yeah. I’m afraid they’ll soon stop us from buying any more pizzas there.”

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    That guy with the axe has felled so many trees, he’s developed an extremely powerful spine. He’s now a full-fledged lumbar jack.

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    Our newest astronaut hails from the state of Washington. He’s NASA’s most prominent Seattlite.

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    In today’s cinema, the hero doesn’t anyways get the the girl in the end. Usually it’s missionary position.

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    Knight: “Your Highness, I return to you from a military expedition. In your name, I have levied taxes upon your subjects to the the south, acquired new slaves from traders to the east and burned villages of your enemies to the north.”

    King: “But... I don’t have any enemies to the north.”

    Knight: “Oh. Well, you do now.”
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    LOL
    Very amusing collection.
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    In today’s cinema, the hero doesn’t anyways get the the girl in the end. Usually it’s missionary position.

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    Thanks Milagros! Interesting pick this week! Recognition for the good guys!
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    Donald Trump’s life is insured by Lloyd’s of London. The rates are insanely reasonable: just one pence.

    The real reason comes out....

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    I never doubted it, Rdhd! Thanks for writing!
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    What a miserable turn of events... my wife died just a week before my birthday. Now what am I gonna wish for?

    What should you give an elephant with explosive diarrhea?

    All kinds of room.

    Donald Trump’s life is insured by Lloyd’s of London. The rates are insanely reasonable: just one pence.

    Knight: “Your Highness, I return to you from a military expedition. In your name, I have levied taxes upon your subjects to the the south, acquired new slaves from traders to the east and burned villages of your enemies to the north.”

    King: “But... I don’t have any enemies to the north.”

    Knight: “Oh. Well, you do now.”



    Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.
    Benjamin Franklin.

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    Thank you Bugman! More support for Lloyd’s! And that last is my own favorite this week!
    Links to all Low Roads chapters: http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?t=197264
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