At its core, a relationship should be the closest kind of friendship, right?
I’m looking to meet a girl – someone who wants to be a nerd with me about Star Trek, and old video games, and whatever else either of us ends up getting into. Somebody who I’m as comfortable with as I’ve ever been with anyone in my entire life, and who’s as comfortable with me as I am with her. Someone who likes to hold hands, and lie in bed all day, cuddling and genuinely enjoying each other’s company. And, of course, someone who likes get pinned or bound and tickled to pieces sometimes.
I'm looking to meet someone who likes surprise tickles when she’s stretching, or tickle punishments for losing games. Someone who likes corny jokes, and likes getting tickled when she groans at my puns. Someone who’s okay with being tickled every time there’s a jump scare in a movie. Someone sarcastic, who pushes all my buttons, knowing full well that her actions will have hilarious consequences. Someone who tries (and fails, adorably) to preserve her pride, even though she's laughing like a fool.
I’m also looking to meet someone who understands that sex itself hasn’t ever been a part of my sexual fantasies, and who’s willing to be patient with me while I figure out how (or if) sex fits into my life. Wouldn’t that be amazing?
You can’t force the kind of closeness I’m longing for, of course. It has to happen naturally. Which is why, right now, I'm just looking for a girl who's looking for a friend, and who likes to be tickled. That seems like a good place to start.
I’m looking to meet a girl – someone who wants to be a nerd with me about Star Trek, and old video games, and whatever else either of us ends up getting into. Somebody who I’m as comfortable with as I’ve ever been with anyone in my entire life, and who’s as comfortable with me as I am with her. Someone who likes to hold hands, and lie in bed all day, cuddling and genuinely enjoying each other’s company. And, of course, someone who likes get pinned or bound and tickled to pieces sometimes.
I'm looking to meet someone who likes surprise tickles when she’s stretching, or tickle punishments for losing games. Someone who likes corny jokes, and likes getting tickled when she groans at my puns. Someone who’s okay with being tickled every time there’s a jump scare in a movie. Someone sarcastic, who pushes all my buttons, knowing full well that her actions will have hilarious consequences. Someone who tries (and fails, adorably) to preserve her pride, even though she's laughing like a fool.
I’m also looking to meet someone who understands that sex itself hasn’t ever been a part of my sexual fantasies, and who’s willing to be patient with me while I figure out how (or if) sex fits into my life. Wouldn’t that be amazing?
You can’t force the kind of closeness I’m longing for, of course. It has to happen naturally. Which is why, right now, I'm just looking for a girl who's looking for a friend, and who likes to be tickled. That seems like a good place to start.
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