Not exactly to my taste, but I stumbled across this nugget from a couple years ago and it seemed appropriate, on today of all days.
https://www.bostonglobe.com/busines...ot-his-feet/ZFim5rpSxdEmAyJwXgvmGJ/story.html
https://www.bostonglobe.com/busines...ot-his-feet/ZFim5rpSxdEmAyJwXgvmGJ/story.html