The 'lee as weather map

shytickler · Mar 21, 2019

Something fun to try.
When watching the weather on the morning or evening news with your tied up lee, try to draw the weather map being shown on the TV on her bare tummy.
"Oh, it looks like there's going to be a slow moving low pressure front, right across here..."
It changes every day, so there's always new maps to draw and explore.

Nedstacey2 · Mar 22, 2019

"Oh, I see this warm front has stalled, so I've got to erase some of those half circles and replace them with triangles on the other side. Uh-oh, watch out, here comes a cold front, so now we have an occluded; gotta wipe off all those red and blue lines and redraw them purple!"

"Goddamn you and your freaking AMS Award!"

pdfclszxcmbnvgh · Mar 22, 2019

This sounds fun

kevin_kidnapped · Mar 22, 2019

Nedstacey2 said:
"Oh, I see this warm front has stalled, so I've got to erase some of those half circles and replace them with triangles on the other side. Uh-oh, watch out, here comes a cold front, so now we have an occluded; gotta wipe off all those red and blue lines and redraw them purple!"

"Goddamn you and your freaking AMS Award!"

Ooooohhhh....an occluded front....how devious

Might want to also trace out tightly packed isobars as well. It is very windy on this wx chart.......

Nedstacey2 · Mar 23, 2019

kevin_kidnapped said:
Might want to also trace out tightly packed isobars as well. It is very windy on this wx chart.......

A new brilliant fantasy: I have a lady 'lee strapped down and with a feather quill I carefully, meticulously inscribe on her naked exposed abdomen the full text of the latest local METAR, in all its glorious detail with those dastardly abbreviations and figures. These are issued every hour, of course, so changes or not I must dutifully repeat the whole process at the stroke of every UTC...

And every so often there'll be a SPECI too. :excited:

enlightened · Mar 23, 2019

I sometimes take a ball point pen and write dirty words on the bottoms of her feet. If she guesses it right, then she gets a reward. If she guesses wrong - and she always does - then she has to endure two minutes of tickling - for each wrong word! This leads to HOURS of fun!

BritishSteel · Mar 23, 2019

I love this idea! It's a really cool, original, and potentially incredibly fun tickling game. Perhaps a producer might think of using the idea as the basis for a tickling clip in the future!

kevin_kidnapped · Mar 26, 2019

Nedstacey2 said:
A new brilliant fantasy: I have a lady 'lee strapped down and with a feather quill I carefully, meticulously inscribe on her naked exposed abdomen the full text of the latest local METAR, in all its glorious detail with those dastardly abbreviations and figures. These are issued every hour, of course, so changes or not I must dutifully repeat the whole process at the stroke of every UTC...

And every so often there'll be a SPECI too.

Nedstacey2, if you were a girl, I would date you! I don’t know of anyone who appreciates all the glorious details of a METAR like that! SPECI’s are like icing on the cake

And while we’re at it, let’s not forget the TAF’s. While they aren’t hourly, they still provide a good amount of fun tracing data.

Of course you would want to do this on a heavy wx day. A boring day like today wouldn’t be as much fun......KSYR 261254Z 36004KT 10SM CLR M02/M13 A3038 RMK AO2 SLP288 T10221128

Nedstacey2 · Mar 28, 2019

kevin_kidnapped said:
Nedstacey2, if you were a girl, I would date you!

I appreciate the love, but shame, shame! You're an engaged person, you shouldn't be having such thoughts about another. Imma tell on you to your lovely betrothed.

kevin_kidnapped said:
I don’t know of anyone who appreciates all the glorious details of a METAR like that!

Yes, but now I fear that on my next go at the FAA Knowledge Test I'm going to be overly distracted by devious notions when I get to the METAR question. :firedevil

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kevin_kidnapped said:
Of course you would want to do this on a heavy wx day. A boring day like today wouldn’t be as much fun......KSYR 261254Z 36004KT 10SM CLR M02/M13 A3038 RMK AO2 SLP288 T10221128

True, it was severe clear on Tuesday around SYR. Thank goodness, as the last thing the grumpy Mets needed was more flight delays. But at least in the end Syndergaard made nice, auditioning to be the Second Coming of the Dome Ranger:

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