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A friend shared this as a joke, but I thought the way this is presented is interesting even if it's all crazy.
(I'm not recommending this, even when it's safe!)
They repeat their offerings 3X, getting more detailed as they go. I think they're just fellow pervs marketing their kinks...
BEST SECRET BEAUTY TREATMENTS for Women: Shiatsu Massage, Scrub, Enema
Best-kept Secret* Health & Beauty Body-Care Treatments
-- Shiatsu Beauty Massage, Painless Hair Removal, Exfoliate Body Scrub, Colonic Enema Cleanse, etc,
specifically Just For Women, by Hawaiian Therapists trained in Japan
1- Shiatsu Massage: soothing, detoxing, revitalizing Japanese Aesthetic full-body rub.
Related other treatments:
2- Exfoliate Body-Scrub: all-over including backside and hard-to-reach areas (not facial).
3- Hair Removal: no-wax painless bikini-lines, back/under areas, arm-pits, crevices, etc.
4- Colonic Therapy: enema cleanse of anal bowels/colon, using tea water solution, etc.
5- Tickle Therapy: body-n-soul "Happy Laughing" session (not yet at Clinton Hill salon).
By appointment*/availability* for locations at both:
1. New Salon - at the CHB location, or
2. Out Visits - to go remotely at client’s own locations.
+ All natural/organic ointments, oils, teas and purified osmosis-filtered water only are used.
+ Free basic brief medical checkup included.
** Closed Mon & Tue currently (with special exceptions).
** Please note: by ongoing COVID-19 developments and safety concerns,
we have moved from DUMBO, increased security and other adjustments,
such as reduced staff and the days/hours of operation until further notice.
We really appreciate your understanding, patience and continued support.
:: ::
To our loyal clients and referral patients:
We hope all are well and keeping safe in taking care to follow all public-safety
protocols: at home, community and healthcare/testing centers, while continuing
to show curtesy and precautions especially to front-line product/service providers,
including for our team members when they are serving You as well.
Special thanks,
Maui Shiatsu Massage team
:: :: :: ::
Expanded inter-related Women's Body Care Beauty Treatments and cleansing options:
1. Massage
Our Shiatsu method follows the more naturally serene and traditional Japanese aesthetics or Wabi Sabi - the acceptance of imperfection and transience. This aesthetic is appreciating beauty that is "imperfect, impermanent, and incomplete" in nature. Thus, we strive to re-balance, re-generate and renew by the most natural effective ways to render the best condition possible within each individual Client:
This allows each one to look and feel a world-of-difference better, being transformed through their sessions; and without all the time/fuss of self preparations, extensive travel, overwhelming crowds, and of course, without such stresses! Stress = Distress and disease.
The focus will be “inside-out” regeneration of the more beautiful You - improving skin and body tone, among other fast results and benefits (by stimulating circulation, easing tight muscle-tissues and trigger points) to also sleep better.
2. Exfoliate
Body-scrub: non facial, to effectively shed away aging accumulating dead-skin-flakes, old greasy waxes, in opening skin-pores, from neck-to-feet, including the backside and personally hard-to-reach/see areas for cleaning, using non-abrasive and non-toxic (no sulfates or toxic additives) body-wash cleansers. (This option may be best to do before massage, or otherwise last-thing to conclude followed by wipe-down and showering.)
3. Hair-Removal
Wax-less, Painless, stress-free and therapeutically relaxing removal of body hair (Bikini-line or V-patch or Clean-bald); also hair cleared away from those hard-to-reach/clean places including those tricky crevices of the body. Can choose among electric and/or blade razors for individual comfort levels.
4. Enema
Colonic Therapy: Irrigation Cleanse of Anal Lower Bowels/Colon, to both cleanse and detox (compacted built up sludge) to effectively reclaim, re-balance and recharge the inner core (fuel system), for a truly deep inside-out therapeutic treatment ‘overhaul tune-up’ experience for one's physiological wellness (impacting how well one feels, functions and performs), using a unique tea based formula of select green and black kombucha infusions with purified water (optional cold-brew coffee base solution). The results are instantly dramatic, with long-lasting benefits by allowing optimum digestion of consumed food nutrients, supplements and vitamins.
5. Tickling
Laughter Therapy: Session of 'Tickle Happy Laughing' exercise for body-mind and emotional release by-way-of stimulating brushes and hands-fingers at key body trigger points, to effectively activate reflexes, nerve-endings and connective-tissues, stimulating brain receptors that release nitric-oxide for both enlarging blood-vessels for increased flow, and boosting immune anti-bodies, while also reducing inflammation and stress hormones, being replaced by pain easing endorphins. A great stand-alone session, or even better as intro warm-up start (and/or final finish) to include for some good-mood comforting by hand meeting-greeting total funny time, frowns up-side-down clowns in town. [Out Visits only; not yet available at Clinton Hill salon, coming soon.]
+. Mud-Packs with High-Calcium Clay treatments: coming soon.
:: :: :: ::
-------------------------------------
More Information and History
-------------------------------------
Massage Treatments, Body Rub and Massage Therapy
Massage Therapy is one of the oldest forms of health therapy treatments, from ancient* thru modern history. It is an effective, non-invasive, all natural and soothing form of treatment to help ease pain and stress, while enhancing one’s condition to reach optimal levels of heath and vitality.
Massage Therapy has been shown to decrease the discomfort from:
- Back pains
- Neck pain
- Neck and shoulder stiffness
- Carpal tunnel
- Muscular spasms
- Muscle and internal cramps
When massage is applied, effectiveness may immediately begin for:
- Stress relief
- Improved Circulation
- Improved Energy
- Tension Relaxation
- Sense of well being
The benefits of massage therapy treatment have long been recognized in almost all cultures. Massage treatments are well documented notably during ancient* Mesopotamian, Middle-East and Mediterranean civilizations. Further East regions, still through modern times “Massage techniques play an important part in traditional Chinese and Indian medical care,” observed the British Medical Journal (BMJ) of November 6,1999. And in the West, “European massage was standardized in the early 19th century by Per Henrik, who developed what is now known as Swedish massage.”
Conclusively, with increasing added stresses of today's world developments, even amid breakthrough technological and medical advances, massage continues to be credited with "safely and effectively" relaxing the muscles, improving circulation of blood, and removing toxins that have accumulated in the tissues. Doctors now prescribe massage for such ailments as headaches, back pains, and digestive disorders. Most people who receive massage treatments comment on how good and well it makes them feel. According to Dr. Sandra McLanahan, “80/percent of disease is stress-related, and massage reduces stress.”
*Ancient Mesopotamia 1st Millennium B.C.
"Each young woman had her turn to go in to King Ahasuerus after completing the 12-month treatment that was prescribed for the women, for this was the way they had to fulfill their beauty treatment massages* - six months with oil of myrrh and six months with balsam oil and various ointments for beauty treatment massages* of the women." -- Esther 2:12 [Writer Mordecai, Elam Persia c.475 BCE]
NWT (New World Translation)
“Now before the turn of every na'arah came to go in to HaMelech Achashverosh, she had to complete the yemei merukeihen (the days of her [bodily] rubbings) which were prescribed for the nashim and which involved shneym asar chodesh (12 months), shisha chodashim (6 months) of shemen (oil) of myrrh and shisha chodashim (6 months) of perfumes and beauty treatments for nashim.” -- **Esther *2:12
*OJB (Orthodox Jewish Bible)
:: :: :: ::
Tickle and Laughter Therapy
Laughter as treatment and medicine is becoming well established, with smiling approvals, from among notable researchers and practitioners, including experts across the internationally wide medical sectors of: rheumatology, orthopedic, chiropractic, primary healthcare, emotional/mental health, pharmacological and biochemical remedies.* Laughter therapy has proven beneficial effects on various other aspects of biochemistry. It has been shown to lead to reductions in stress hormones such as cortisol and epinephrine. When laughing the brain also releases endorphins that can relieve some physical pains. Laughter has been used as a therapeutic tool for so many years because it is a non-invasive and natural form of medicine; sustainable most infinitely. Laughter is available to most everyone and it provides benefits to a person's physical, emotional, and even social well being. Additionally, laughter can help prevent heart disease by its increasing blood flow and improving the function of blood vessels.*
Laughter also boosts the number of antibody-producing cells and enhances the effectiveness of T-cells, leading to a stronger immune system.
It can also boost the immune system and release enough endorphins to relieve pain, aches, stiffness and tension.
Some of the emotional benefits include diminishing anxiety or fear, improving overall mood, and adding joy to one's life.
Some of the other added benefits of using laughter therapy are that it can relieve stress and relax the whole body.*
Laughter is also known to reduce allergic reactions in a preliminary study related to dust allergy sufferers.
In 2017, as Japanese research studies on laughter has been ongoing, an institution in Tokyo conducted an open-label randomized controlled trial to evaluate the effects of laughter therapy on quality of life in patients with cancer. This study used laughter yoga, comedy, clowns and jokes. The results showed that laughter therapy was notably helpful in improving quality of life and cancer symptoms in some areas for cancer survivors. Improvements were seen in the areas of depression, anxiety and stress levels. There were no or limited harmful side effects. Laughter therapy in such certain cases of recovery should be used in conjunction with other cancer treatment.
*Modern era New York City c.1964
"I made the joyous discovery that 10 minutes of genuine belly laughter had an anesthetic effect and would give me at least two hours of pain-free sleep," as we reported. "When the pain-killing effect of the laughter wore off, we would switch on the motion picture projector [for a treatment program consisting of large doses of Vitamin C along with laughter induced by comic films] again and not infrequently, it would lead to another pain-free interval." -- author Norman Cousins (published 1979 NY)
Norton Books (Anatomy of an Illness - A treatment program for Collagen Disease)
:: :: :: ::
Questions, suggestions and feedback, always welcomed.
MAUI SHIATSU MASSAGE Team
Tokyo / Hawaii / NewYork
:: :: :: ::
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
post id: 7301162544 posted: 8 days ago updated: about 17 hours ago
(I'm not recommending this, even when it's safe!)
They repeat their offerings 3X, getting more detailed as they go. I think they're just fellow pervs marketing their kinks...
BEST SECRET BEAUTY TREATMENTS for Women: Shiatsu Massage, Scrub, Enema
Best-kept Secret* Health & Beauty Body-Care Treatments
-- Shiatsu Beauty Massage, Painless Hair Removal, Exfoliate Body Scrub, Colonic Enema Cleanse, etc,
specifically Just For Women, by Hawaiian Therapists trained in Japan
1- Shiatsu Massage: soothing, detoxing, revitalizing Japanese Aesthetic full-body rub.
Related other treatments:
2- Exfoliate Body-Scrub: all-over including backside and hard-to-reach areas (not facial).
3- Hair Removal: no-wax painless bikini-lines, back/under areas, arm-pits, crevices, etc.
4- Colonic Therapy: enema cleanse of anal bowels/colon, using tea water solution, etc.
5- Tickle Therapy: body-n-soul "Happy Laughing" session (not yet at Clinton Hill salon).
By appointment*/availability* for locations at both:
1. New Salon - at the CHB location, or
2. Out Visits - to go remotely at client’s own locations.
+ All natural/organic ointments, oils, teas and purified osmosis-filtered water only are used.
+ Free basic brief medical checkup included.
** Closed Mon & Tue currently (with special exceptions).
** Please note: by ongoing COVID-19 developments and safety concerns,
we have moved from DUMBO, increased security and other adjustments,
such as reduced staff and the days/hours of operation until further notice.
We really appreciate your understanding, patience and continued support.
:: ::
To our loyal clients and referral patients:
We hope all are well and keeping safe in taking care to follow all public-safety
protocols: at home, community and healthcare/testing centers, while continuing
to show curtesy and precautions especially to front-line product/service providers,
including for our team members when they are serving You as well.
Special thanks,
Maui Shiatsu Massage team
:: :: :: ::
Expanded inter-related Women's Body Care Beauty Treatments and cleansing options:
1. Massage
Our Shiatsu method follows the more naturally serene and traditional Japanese aesthetics or Wabi Sabi - the acceptance of imperfection and transience. This aesthetic is appreciating beauty that is "imperfect, impermanent, and incomplete" in nature. Thus, we strive to re-balance, re-generate and renew by the most natural effective ways to render the best condition possible within each individual Client:
This allows each one to look and feel a world-of-difference better, being transformed through their sessions; and without all the time/fuss of self preparations, extensive travel, overwhelming crowds, and of course, without such stresses! Stress = Distress and disease.
The focus will be “inside-out” regeneration of the more beautiful You - improving skin and body tone, among other fast results and benefits (by stimulating circulation, easing tight muscle-tissues and trigger points) to also sleep better.
2. Exfoliate
Body-scrub: non facial, to effectively shed away aging accumulating dead-skin-flakes, old greasy waxes, in opening skin-pores, from neck-to-feet, including the backside and personally hard-to-reach/see areas for cleaning, using non-abrasive and non-toxic (no sulfates or toxic additives) body-wash cleansers. (This option may be best to do before massage, or otherwise last-thing to conclude followed by wipe-down and showering.)
3. Hair-Removal
Wax-less, Painless, stress-free and therapeutically relaxing removal of body hair (Bikini-line or V-patch or Clean-bald); also hair cleared away from those hard-to-reach/clean places including those tricky crevices of the body. Can choose among electric and/or blade razors for individual comfort levels.
4. Enema
Colonic Therapy: Irrigation Cleanse of Anal Lower Bowels/Colon, to both cleanse and detox (compacted built up sludge) to effectively reclaim, re-balance and recharge the inner core (fuel system), for a truly deep inside-out therapeutic treatment ‘overhaul tune-up’ experience for one's physiological wellness (impacting how well one feels, functions and performs), using a unique tea based formula of select green and black kombucha infusions with purified water (optional cold-brew coffee base solution). The results are instantly dramatic, with long-lasting benefits by allowing optimum digestion of consumed food nutrients, supplements and vitamins.
5. Tickling
Laughter Therapy: Session of 'Tickle Happy Laughing' exercise for body-mind and emotional release by-way-of stimulating brushes and hands-fingers at key body trigger points, to effectively activate reflexes, nerve-endings and connective-tissues, stimulating brain receptors that release nitric-oxide for both enlarging blood-vessels for increased flow, and boosting immune anti-bodies, while also reducing inflammation and stress hormones, being replaced by pain easing endorphins. A great stand-alone session, or even better as intro warm-up start (and/or final finish) to include for some good-mood comforting by hand meeting-greeting total funny time, frowns up-side-down clowns in town. [Out Visits only; not yet available at Clinton Hill salon, coming soon.]
+. Mud-Packs with High-Calcium Clay treatments: coming soon.
:: :: :: ::
-------------------------------------
More Information and History
-------------------------------------
Massage Treatments, Body Rub and Massage Therapy
Massage Therapy is one of the oldest forms of health therapy treatments, from ancient* thru modern history. It is an effective, non-invasive, all natural and soothing form of treatment to help ease pain and stress, while enhancing one’s condition to reach optimal levels of heath and vitality.
Massage Therapy has been shown to decrease the discomfort from:
- Back pains
- Neck pain
- Neck and shoulder stiffness
- Carpal tunnel
- Muscular spasms
- Muscle and internal cramps
When massage is applied, effectiveness may immediately begin for:
- Stress relief
- Improved Circulation
- Improved Energy
- Tension Relaxation
- Sense of well being
The benefits of massage therapy treatment have long been recognized in almost all cultures. Massage treatments are well documented notably during ancient* Mesopotamian, Middle-East and Mediterranean civilizations. Further East regions, still through modern times “Massage techniques play an important part in traditional Chinese and Indian medical care,” observed the British Medical Journal (BMJ) of November 6,1999. And in the West, “European massage was standardized in the early 19th century by Per Henrik, who developed what is now known as Swedish massage.”
Conclusively, with increasing added stresses of today's world developments, even amid breakthrough technological and medical advances, massage continues to be credited with "safely and effectively" relaxing the muscles, improving circulation of blood, and removing toxins that have accumulated in the tissues. Doctors now prescribe massage for such ailments as headaches, back pains, and digestive disorders. Most people who receive massage treatments comment on how good and well it makes them feel. According to Dr. Sandra McLanahan, “80/percent of disease is stress-related, and massage reduces stress.”
*Ancient Mesopotamia 1st Millennium B.C.
"Each young woman had her turn to go in to King Ahasuerus after completing the 12-month treatment that was prescribed for the women, for this was the way they had to fulfill their beauty treatment massages* - six months with oil of myrrh and six months with balsam oil and various ointments for beauty treatment massages* of the women." -- Esther 2:12 [Writer Mordecai, Elam Persia c.475 BCE]
NWT (New World Translation)
“Now before the turn of every na'arah came to go in to HaMelech Achashverosh, she had to complete the yemei merukeihen (the days of her [bodily] rubbings) which were prescribed for the nashim and which involved shneym asar chodesh (12 months), shisha chodashim (6 months) of shemen (oil) of myrrh and shisha chodashim (6 months) of perfumes and beauty treatments for nashim.” -- **Esther *2:12
*OJB (Orthodox Jewish Bible)
:: :: :: ::
Tickle and Laughter Therapy
Laughter as treatment and medicine is becoming well established, with smiling approvals, from among notable researchers and practitioners, including experts across the internationally wide medical sectors of: rheumatology, orthopedic, chiropractic, primary healthcare, emotional/mental health, pharmacological and biochemical remedies.* Laughter therapy has proven beneficial effects on various other aspects of biochemistry. It has been shown to lead to reductions in stress hormones such as cortisol and epinephrine. When laughing the brain also releases endorphins that can relieve some physical pains. Laughter has been used as a therapeutic tool for so many years because it is a non-invasive and natural form of medicine; sustainable most infinitely. Laughter is available to most everyone and it provides benefits to a person's physical, emotional, and even social well being. Additionally, laughter can help prevent heart disease by its increasing blood flow and improving the function of blood vessels.*
Laughter also boosts the number of antibody-producing cells and enhances the effectiveness of T-cells, leading to a stronger immune system.
It can also boost the immune system and release enough endorphins to relieve pain, aches, stiffness and tension.
Some of the emotional benefits include diminishing anxiety or fear, improving overall mood, and adding joy to one's life.
Some of the other added benefits of using laughter therapy are that it can relieve stress and relax the whole body.*
Laughter is also known to reduce allergic reactions in a preliminary study related to dust allergy sufferers.
In 2017, as Japanese research studies on laughter has been ongoing, an institution in Tokyo conducted an open-label randomized controlled trial to evaluate the effects of laughter therapy on quality of life in patients with cancer. This study used laughter yoga, comedy, clowns and jokes. The results showed that laughter therapy was notably helpful in improving quality of life and cancer symptoms in some areas for cancer survivors. Improvements were seen in the areas of depression, anxiety and stress levels. There were no or limited harmful side effects. Laughter therapy in such certain cases of recovery should be used in conjunction with other cancer treatment.
*Modern era New York City c.1964
"I made the joyous discovery that 10 minutes of genuine belly laughter had an anesthetic effect and would give me at least two hours of pain-free sleep," as we reported. "When the pain-killing effect of the laughter wore off, we would switch on the motion picture projector [for a treatment program consisting of large doses of Vitamin C along with laughter induced by comic films] again and not infrequently, it would lead to another pain-free interval." -- author Norman Cousins (published 1979 NY)
Norton Books (Anatomy of an Illness - A treatment program for Collagen Disease)
:: :: :: ::
Questions, suggestions and feedback, always welcomed.
MAUI SHIATSU MASSAGE Team
Tokyo / Hawaii / NewYork
:: :: :: ::
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
post id: 7301162544 posted: 8 days ago updated: about 17 hours ago
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