So I'm not at all familiar with the show, and they use a few phrases that I'm not familiar with, but I gave it a shot...
Ay suegrita (mother-in-law), it pains me to see you like this. It can’t be *cries, then laughs* I
thought God had taken you, but you survived! *mother-in-law moans* It’s true. I don’t believe it.
You can’t speak? Not even a single word? You can’t? Oh! Hah! *laughs*
Well of course it pains me suegrita because it’s just that...the sweetest thing is listening to you
insulting me, but anyway.
Now it’s my turn to do the insulting but the hardest task falls to you, which is staying quiet. Now
you’ll know who’s the “distasteful bumpkin” that you’ve insulted so. Do you hear? Because I’ve
come to collect. I’m going to feed you until you get so fat you explode. Old decrepit woman. I’m
going to give you tickles just like that. It’ll do us both some good to have a few laughs and have
some fun.
*phone rings*
Woman: Hello? I’m here at the hospital with my mother-in-law.
Guy: Machita, it’s all gone to hell, my love. Imagine, Nina already knows that Chepe got Yanira
pregnant.
W: No… how did she find out?
G: Well I’ve got the shark's informant installed at the (crown/estate?) of my sister, she told me everything.
W: That can’t be! And how’s Nina?
G: You could imagine how that poor creature is suffering. I almost left my shoulder with her so she could
finish crying herself out. I just finished here at the house. No shit, and worst of all is that
she was just getting over it all.
W: Well no, it was about time. So, what are you going to do?
G: What am I going to do? I’m planning to go to the Shark’s neighborhood to see that lowlife’s face myself.
W: It must be so yellow by now(?).
G: Ay, look who’s talking. But from now on, my luck is coming in strong. And my love, when are you
thinking about giving me a little haircut?
W: Hah, are you crazy? You must be, never!
*flatline*
*Gasp* oh no! The old lady!
G: I know you’re there with that old hag.
W: No idiot, she’s dead! I was tickling her feet all delicate like and poof, she just stopped breathing!
G: Shit, how is that you did something like that? They’re gonna pin that death on you.
W: Imbecile, she’s dead, it’s over.
*Steps out into hallway*
Ay Dr. Rivera! Dr. Rivera! My mother in-law! My mother-in-law’s dead! Ay, I was telling her a little
joke and she started laughing and I think she went into shock! Ay, my poor
mother-in-law!
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