Sorry, can anyone tell me how to cancel or delete my account? Sorry, but I'm moving on with life... too old. I'm twice my age when I first started. Sorry again.
Long story short, you don't. It takes a lot of time and effort for the mods to delete an account. Simplest thing to do, is just stop coming on the site.
Unfortunately that solution doesn't work for everyone Cosmo. Women have frequented this forum and then requested that their accounts be deleted because they feel UNSAFE being here any longer. People's jobs can be compromised by maintaining an account here. Deleting your account should be made an option and to be honest I think it's idiotic that it isn't.