men vs women (joke)
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ
> much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I
> never figured out why men think with their head and women with their
> For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting
> bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I
> feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
> I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"
> She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
> who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" What every
> boyfriend/husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in
> with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your
> needs as a man."
> Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to
> very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
> We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
> department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several
> different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
> so I
> told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment
> new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to
> the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
> Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one
> short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
> asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
> tennis. I
> think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She
> nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with
> anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, Let's go to
> I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
> like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped
> I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
> You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
> satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this
> like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me
> who I
> am and not for the things I buy you?"
> Apparently I'm not getting any tonight either
Very funny, Steph.
Lol, where do you guys get these jokes from?
At least we are smart enough to figure out when we are not going to get any.
Oh, is that great!!!
Come drink the Kool-Aid.
Glad ya liked, friends!
Oh, Miss Bee, I'm really blessed, funny since birth (you should hear the embarassing baby stories my folks tell!) I attract friends who are funny too~my "material" comes from all over the planet!
We are all laughing with you Steph . I find your stories funny and apparently so does the forum.
Stay tuned then, cuz there's more coming....
Can't wait sweetie. Am looking forward to it.
(kidding, of course)
Well, Steph, I think I may be able to help you answer that age-old question of... what where they thinking!?!? Or, rather, a graphic explanation of why men (and women) think the way they do.
In all fairness, we must scrutinize their female counterparts...
Dance like nobody's watching
Love like you've never been hurt
Live like there's no tomorrow
Oh too funny Rio!
My friend sent me a drawing of a naked man & a naked woman, it was entitled "Erogenous Zones." There were arrows pointing all over the woman's body and the man also had like 10 arrows, all pointing at his johnson!
I could never pull that joke off with a straight face...
good stuff, steph
goodness will guide me when love is inside me...until then, life is a PARADE!!!!