Ever at a loss to explain Communism or Capitalism? Here it is, broken down and simplified.
Socialism - You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor.
Communism - You have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and they may give you some of the milk.
Fascism - You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government, and the government sells it.
Nazism - You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.
Anarchism - You have two cows. Keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.
Capitalism - You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.
Surrealism - You have two giraffes. The government elects a chipmunk and makes you take harmonica lessons.