How to Explain Every Style of Government by using Cows...

[Dave2112]

Ever at a loss to explain Communism or Capitalism? Here it is, broken down and simplified.

Socialism - You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor.

Communism - You have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and they may give you some of the milk.

Fascism - You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government, and the government sells it.

Nazism - You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.

Anarchism - You have two cows. Keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.

Capitalism - You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.

Surrealism - You have two giraffes. The government elects a chipmunk and makes you take harmonica lessons.

[Haltickling]

[Slappy McGee]

word up, dave

[tklr5150]

I'll have you know I'm a surrealist -- and that chipmunk has done great things! Why, he spearheaded the landmark Toys for Liver program, not to mention raising the annual budget for thingamajigs AND whatchamacallits!

[Helena]

That is very creative!

It put a smile on my face.

[venray]

I was so confused ...glad you cleared thar up...LOL

[venray]

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, lease it
back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the 2 cows to
produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead.
You spin an announcement to the analysts that you have reduced your
expenses. Your stock goes up.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they
are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of
their class at cow school.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows but you don't know
where they are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You
break for lunch. Life is good.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn
you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn
you have 42 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to
you. You charge for storing them for others. If they give milk, you tell no
one.

A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You enter into a
partnership with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows.
You expropriate them. The American corporation goes chapter 11.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.

A TALIBAN You have two cows. You turn them loose in the Afghan
"countryside" and they both die. You blame the godless American
infidels.