The Saint & The Sinner
Once two men lived next door to each other. One was a very good man who practiced things like "Love thy neighbor" and "Do unto others." The other was a degenerate old sinner who liked to do things like throw beer cans at passing old women and taking craps on peoples' lawns.
Well, sadly, a huge fire consumed their neighborhood thanks to the sinner falling asleep smoking and both men died.
The good man went to Heaven, and the bad man went to Hell. Well, the good man went about his business in Heaven, wondering whatever happened to his bad neighbor. So one day he asked St. Peter about it. St. Peter opened a hole up in Heaven so the man could see the sinner down in Hell.
There was the sinner, sitting in a hot tub, next to him was a big cooler full of beer, and he was surrounded by beautiful bikini-clad babes.
"Well, that's not fair!" The good man said, "Why does he get rewarded like that?"
"Oh, that's not a reward." St. Peter said. "You see - the beer cans all have holes in the bottom - and the women don't."
Before you send that PM!
Yes, I am ticklish. *mutters* And you are a moron for asking such a dumb question.
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