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International Rules of Manhood: #11-20
Well now that you have memorized the first bunch, here is the second. Remember, there will be a quiz
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're
sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model
and only when it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed
to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see
anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as
spies until they demonstrate knowledge
of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports
watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking
about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours,
except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
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I like the first ten better,but these are good to.
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 Originally Posted by bugman
I like the first ten better,but these are good to.
No playing favorites. The middle group has feelings too you know. hehehehehehehehe
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I guess I've spent too much time exploring my feminine side, because I actually like to wear speedos while watching the Lifetime channel. And if I see another guy with his fly down...well, I'm such a softy that I make us both turn around, facing away from any possible onlookers, then I say that one of us has his fly open and that of course gives the offender a chance to close it, leaving no one the wiser as to who it was that actually had his fly open in the first place. It works everytime...especially, if I happen to be the one with his fly open.
For me, being bound and mercilessly tickled by a skilled pair of hands is sheer ecstasy. It is honesty at the end of a feather, removing silence from the equation. All control is lost. All inhibitions are scattered to the wind. It is the shadow I have embraced, so that I can be whole. I both love it and dread it. It is a part of who I am and I cannot deny it. I will always attempt to escape it but always secretly rejoice whenever I am caught in its web.
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Originally Posted by naughty1
I guess I've spent too much time exploring my feminine side, because I actually like to wear speedos while watching the Lifetime channel. And if I see another guy with his fly down...well, I'm such a softy that I make us both turn around, facing away from any possible onlookers, then I say that one of us has his fly open and that of course gives the offender a chance to close it, leaving no one the wiser as to who it was that actually had his fly open in the first place. It works everytime...especially, if I happen to be the one with his fly open.
Hey, me too!
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Originally Posted by bellystrokes
Hey, me too!
Well, in that case, anything good on Lifetime, right now? Maybe a Will and Grace marathon?
For me, being bound and mercilessly tickled by a skilled pair of hands is sheer ecstasy. It is honesty at the end of a feather, removing silence from the equation. All control is lost. All inhibitions are scattered to the wind. It is the shadow I have embraced, so that I can be whole. I both love it and dread it. It is a part of who I am and I cannot deny it. I will always attempt to escape it but always secretly rejoice whenever I am caught in its web.
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lol, I seriously feel off my chair, they are that funny - both sets. My friends cracked up as well. Thanks.
Kust
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#20 is great! I giggled! Although, I giggle about everything!   
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I think #20 might be the best yet.
if you tickle us, do we not laugh
Rimmer: You can't whack death over the head.
Lister: If it comes near me i'll rip it's nipples off.
(Red Dwarf)
  
Your are my Solskjaer, my Ole Solskjaer.
The baby faced assassin will never be forgotten.
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Originally Posted by tickleterror
I think #20 might be the best yet.
that one hit home too? hehehee
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not just yet. 
if you tickle us, do we not laugh
Rimmer: You can't whack death over the head.
Lister: If it comes near me i'll rip it's nipples off.
(Red Dwarf)
Your are my Solskjaer, my Ole Solskjaer.
The baby faced assassin will never be forgotten.
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LOL 
Very amusing, especially #16. 
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