njjen3953
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Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every summer in Miami for a vacation.
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>Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking. The other flea asks him, Why are you shaking so badly?
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>The first flea says, I rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on a Harley.
>The other flea responds saying, That's the worst way to travel.
>Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks.
>While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in
>where its warm and cozy. Its the best way to travel that I can think of.
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>The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next summer.
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>A year goes by.....
>When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again.
>The second flea says, Didn't you try what I told you?
>Yes, says the first flea, I did exactly as you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep.
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>When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of a guy on a Harley.
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>Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking. The other flea asks him, Why are you shaking so badly?
>
>The first flea says, I rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on a Harley.
>The other flea responds saying, That's the worst way to travel.
>Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks.
>While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in
>where its warm and cozy. Its the best way to travel that I can think of.
>
>The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next summer.
>
>A year goes by.....
>When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again.
>The second flea says, Didn't you try what I told you?
>Yes, says the first flea, I did exactly as you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep.
>
>When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of a guy on a Harley.