Are Bullets The New Tickle Tool Of Choice?

[Soda Bobinski]

 

[BlasterMaster]

Um...I'd say no? Mostly because not every hero, heroine, villain, or villainess is bullet-proof.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Um...I'd say no? Mostly because not every hero, heroine, villain, or villainess is bullet-proof.

Excellent analysis.

 

[BlasterMaster]

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