Haltickling
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There's a TV show called "The Alpine Farm" (die Alm) in Germany, an even more stupid imitation of the already stupid Big Brother and Survivor concept. Everyday, somebody gets selected as idiot of the day, and he/she must fulfill various disgusting tasks.
Yesterday, the idiot of the week (a pretty but highly deranged woman) was to be coated with salt and licked off by a cow. Now this could have been worth watching, if...
But like I expected, they botched it. The salt was smeared on feet, inner thighs, armpits, and nose. So far so good, but those ignorants told her that she wasn't allowed to laugh (as part of the task). The cow only sniffed at her and simply refused to lick. So they brought in several goats, and they licked away eager enough.
But the victim was completely un-ticklish! She didn't move a single muscle, not even when the goats licked her armpits. And as the victim was standing on her feet, the goats couldn't get there. What a shame, particularly as she confessed that her only ticklish part were here soles.
Such a perfect chance for tickling, and what did those TV idiots make of it?
They should let one of us direct this sort of thing. Hell, they hire experts for every single fart on their shows, but they simply ignore us expert ticklers!
BTW: Here's a pic of yesterday's "victim":
Yesterday, the idiot of the week (a pretty but highly deranged woman) was to be coated with salt and licked off by a cow. Now this could have been worth watching, if...
But like I expected, they botched it. The salt was smeared on feet, inner thighs, armpits, and nose. So far so good, but those ignorants told her that she wasn't allowed to laugh (as part of the task). The cow only sniffed at her and simply refused to lick. So they brought in several goats, and they licked away eager enough.
But the victim was completely un-ticklish! She didn't move a single muscle, not even when the goats licked her armpits. And as the victim was standing on her feet, the goats couldn't get there. What a shame, particularly as she confessed that her only ticklish part were here soles.
Such a perfect chance for tickling, and what did those TV idiots make of it?
They should let one of us direct this sort of thing. Hell, they hire experts for every single fart on their shows, but they simply ignore us expert ticklers!BTW: Here's a pic of yesterday's "victim":
