Calling all 'Simpsons" fans: Ralph Wiggum

[renny]

As far as I'm concerned, Ralph Wiggum is the most consistently quotable character on the show.

My favorite line of his: "I bent my wookie!" I have a T-shirt that says that.

Runner-up is this exchange between him and Principle Skinner:
Ralph: "Mister Skinner? I can't sleep without my Reggie Rabbit."
Skinner: "Huh. Is that some kind of plush novelty?"
Ralph: "Yes, sir."
Skinner: "Well here, use this scouring pad, it's just as good."
Ralph: [rubs the pad on his face] "It's cold and hurty!"
Does anyone else have some good ones?

 

[Shem the Penman]

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"

 

[Cosmo_ac]

hehe

Ralph to bart. "That's where i saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things."


Don't know if this one counts. Same episode, Chief wiggum and Marge talking.
"Yeah, the special schools are all over him." Chief wiggum talking proudly about his son Ralph.

 

[venray]

Here's a few.........

"Daddy, these rubber pants are hot."

"And I want a bike and a monkey and a friend for the monkey."

"This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end."



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[Biggles of 266]

My cat's breath smells like cat food

by the way, a band called Nancy Vandal did a song called 'Sleep that's where I am a viking'. Didn't have much in the way of lyrics ('sleep that's where I am a viking, sleep that's where I am a viking') but it was still cool. It's as punk as Ralph is ever gonna get

 

[strokeofgenius2]

Ralph, while walking Lisa home:

"My doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger out of there."

 

[Bagelfather]

Ralph Quotes

The favorite quote/exchange of my brother and myself is...

Ralph: "Miss Hoover, I don't have a red crayon."

Miss Hoover: "Why not Ralph?"

Ralph: "I ate it."

the other is

Ralph: "Look I found an indian arrow head."

Miss Hoover "Ralph that's the spade for your shovel."

Ralph "But I found it!"


for a single line quote (not mentioned by others so far)

"The purple berries taste like burning."

 

[Frink]

more Ralphisms

(Indirect)
Sunday School Teacher: "Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels!"

(Straight from Ralphie...)

1. Hello supernintendo Chalmers. I'm lernding

2. Me fail English? That's unpossible.

3. Help! She's touching my special area!

4. My daddy shoots people.

5. The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

6. ....eww! Daddy, this tastes like grandma.

7. Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office.

...and my personal fave is still in my signature... lol

 

[renny]

Going great so far, everybody.
cosmo and Shem, your contributions are my third and fourth favorite Ralph-isms. Good calls!

 

[red devil]

Ralf to Homer who is dressed as Crusty the Clown and has just made Ralf a baloon animal and said "here you go little girl" Ralf replies "i'm a boy!!!".
Hope this is ok

 

[Alex Warfield]

"Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder."

 

[Daumantas]

While hitting on Lisa: "So...do you like....stuff?"

 

[renny]

Yeah, that's about how I sound like when I try to hit on girls

 

[CurtWild]

super nintendo chalmers.......

damn i love the simpsons

 

[maverick83]

"I drawed on mine."

Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said you saw Snagglepuss outside?
Ralph: He was going to the bathroom.

"My worm went in my mouth and I ate it. Can I have another one?"

 

[TicklishPhoebe]

Wow.. I think you guys have covered almost all of Ralph's lines....

Another one is

to the teacher... "I spilled my juice, Mommy.."

she replies... "I'm not your mommy, Ralph."

OR

"Lisa's bad dancing makes my feet sad"

AND... a very dear friend of mine bought me "Simpson's Road Rage" for the PS2.. Ralph has some choice lines in the game as well - such as

"I'm not good at things, either. Miss Hoover says I'll get used to it."

hehehe....

 

[venray]

"My knob tastes funny."

"Which one is oral?"

 

[Frowg]

the episode where they ban sugar in springfield

Wiggum: "your sugar made my child hyperactive"

Ralphie: "I'm happy, AND angry!"

 

[renny]

I just thought of another one. It's in the episode where Bart reveals Skinner and Mrs. Krabbapple making out in the broom closet and all the kids tell their parents:

"Priciple Skinner and Mrs. Krabbapple were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!"

 

[grippedchimp]

When Lisa had to turn her desk in class after her Christmas family fiasco:

"Hello, liar"

 

[TMF Jeff]

Two of my favorites:

"When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!"

"Hi Lisa! We're going to be in a pie!" *said with great joy and enthusiasm*

 

[Prime]

The show about Simpsons spin offs that has chief wiggum in new orleans. Ralph was kidnapped by BigDaddy.
Ralph spots chief wiggum thru the crowd at mardi gras and says
"Look BigDaddy, its regular Daddy."

 

[QBWeaver]

I had the pleasure of meeting Nancy Cartwright back in December at my work. She does the voice of Bart Simpson and a few more. She same and gave a speech followed by a Q & A session and then she autographed some books.

It was really cool meeting her and hearing about all the goings on behind the scenes of filming the cartoon.

Jan

 

[renny]

That's really cool, Jan. Who else does she do the voice for? I heard one guy does like fifteen of the show's characters; I can't concieve of coming up with that many funny voices.

 

[grippedchimp]

Are you referring to Hank Azaria (Moe, Apu, Chief Wiggum), Harry Shearer (Otto, Mr. Burns, Smithers) or Dan Castellaneta (Homer, Krusty, Grampa)? Dan is the best in the voice-over business if you ask me. Unique and funny voices he does.