Cinnamon Roll Can Explodes Inside Man’s Butt During Shoplifting Incident

[General Zod]

https://empireherald.com/cinnamon-roll-can-explodes-inside-mans-butt-during-shoplifting-incident/

 

[arachnid95]

...well then.

...Darwin Award Honorable Mention?

...yeap. Darwin Award Honorable Mention.

 

[Mitchell]

If this is a real incident,, then it is humorous, but it almost sounds like it might not be a real incident.

 

[Aeveirra]

Well.....the guys' erazy-eyes / creeper-smile picture says it all.

If your going to shoplift, at least do it correctly.
Pillsbury cinnamon rolls dough... REALLY?
Lol. Wow

 

[TMF Jeff]

That looks like a satire site.

 

[chicago]

From Snopes :

Empire News
Empire News (spun off from what was initially a sports-related fake news site) is another outlet responsible for the propagation of fabricated claims that spread on sites like Facebook. Some of their stories are apolitical and simply compelling to readers, such as a claim the Netflix entertainment streaming service would be shuttering due to the negative impact of piracy, or one that Las Vegas planned to legalize dog fighting to boost casino revenues.

Other Empire News hoaxes were somewhat news-based, such as one predicting massive national snowfalls for the winter of 2014-2015. Some articles targeted political or social controversies, such as one claiming a protestor in in Ferguson, Missouri, had accidentally burned down his own house. Separate rumors included one holding that Facebook was spying on gun owners for Homeland Security and one claiming that food stamp recipients would be awarded free cars (or that the food stamp program would be discontinued entirely).

When Empire News created a rumor about a WalMart shoplifter reportedly caught with $100 worth of groceries stashed in her vagina, the claim was spread not only by social media users but also by other sites of dubious credibility (such as Huzlers and Daily Viral Stuff).

http://www.snopes.com/2016/01/14/fake-news-sites

So the story about the lady with a can of cookie dough in her vag is fake too.

http://www.snopes.com/cookie-dough-explodes-shoplifting-incident/

Someone gonna steal some biscuits next, watch out y'all

 

[milagros317]

From Snopes :



http://www.snopes.com/2016/01/14/fake-news-sites

So the story about the lady with a can of cookie dough in her vag is fake too.

http://www.snopes.com/cookie-dough-explodes-shoplifting-incident/

Someone gonna steal some biscuits next, watch out y'all

Heh, I should have known.

 

[General Zod]

If it's from the internet it's true.

 

[arachnid95]

Aww, dammit. I was so hoping it was true... Was ready to call up the folks at Darwin and everything.
Ah well... :c

 

[kopfhorer]

I never did trust that "Poppin Fresh" character...

 

[Bugman]

Heh, I should have known.

Yep, some things are just too good to be true.