I usually wear a MaryKay lip polish called Tickled Pink. Bet you could find it iffin' ya did a search. Uhmm...remind me not to ask what you're doing looking at lipgloss online. I know you're too hairy to try to pass yourself off as a chick.
Actually, Bobamus Maximus, I'm on a vacation forced on me by the holiday shut down of the place I work, so yeah, you could say I have a little free time.
Free time to find things like, oh, I dunno.... this!