I just spent the last 11 1/2 hours writing and typing a term paper.

[njjen3953]

I have come over to the other side. No longer depressed. Just giddy. LOL

Anyway, I got this in my e-mail this morning.

STAR TREK vs STAR WARS


14 Good Reasons why Star Trek is better than Star Wars

1. Just how many Star Trek films have been made?
2. None of Star Trek's leading characters have an interminable
breathing obstruction
3. Star Trek doesn't have to resort to using petty telekinetic
forces to make some action
4. Star Wars creators obviously can't count as they made 4, 5, and 6
first!?
5. Strangely enough, all the leading ships in Star Wars are totally
invincible to enemy fire
6. Star Wars storyline is either so difficult to understand, or so
badly written, that they need to tell us it by scrolling it on the
screen before the film starts
7. Isn't there some slight similarity between the 'photon'
and 'proton' torpedoes?
8. And which was created first?
9. Which sound better: a 'hyperdrive motivator' or a 'warp core'?
Exactly.
10. Star Trek doesn't have some stupid hairy monster out of Bigfoot
and the Hendersons
11. One word: Q.
12. DS9's Dabo girls vs. no women at Tatooine's spaceport bar.
13. Data would kick C3P0's metal ass.
14. The new special effects on the trilogy don't even come close to
the effects on the DS9 episode, Sacrifice of Angels

Top ten sexually suggestive lines in the Star Wars Trilogy

Star Wars

10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"

9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in
time?"

8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."

7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."

6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

4. "Sorry about the mess..."

3. "Look at the size of that thing!"

2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"

1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts,
kid."

The Empire Strikes Back

10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."

9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"

8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."

7. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."

6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."

5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."

4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled
up like that, huh kid?"

3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."

2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"

1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"

Return of the Jedi:

10. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."

9. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will
call me master."

8. "I never knew I had it in me."

7. "There is good in him, I've felt it."

6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you
almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."

5. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."

4. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"

3. "She's gonna blow!"

2. "I think you'll fit in nicely."

1. "Rise, my friend."

But of course, one of the best is -- "Wedge! Pull out! You're not
doing any good back there!"

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

You left out...

"I'd rather kiss a wookie!"