The Ask For Some Bailout Money Thread

[kurchatovium]

State why you should get some bailout money and how much you would like. Who knows you might get lucky.

 

[General Zod]

State why you should get some bailout money and how much you would like. Who knows you might get lucky.

I am not from your country originally My planet blew up Therefore,I need one billion dollars to settle onto a new planet

 

[sasaxrah]

Apparently the NYC public schools need 2 billion dollars or they'll have to fire 15,000 teachers, one of them probably being me. So that's what I'm hoping for, President Obama.

(I know, so much for "silly stuff." )

 

[kurchatovium]

I would like 250,000 dollars to start my busness KTT. A very reasonable sum and quite a bargain if you ask me.

 

[Perduabo]

I am working on a thesis that Tom Cruise is in actuality Xenu.

To fund this, I need to hire spies with all the latest newfangled spy-like equipment.

I think a paltry sum of 50 billion should tide me over....for now

 

[milagros317]

I want $20 million to bail me out of the fact that my parents weren't rich.

 

[K-Skate417]

I need money so that I can be bailed out of student loans and some money for a new car and some other expenses.

$10 million should cover what I want

 

[vladtickleman22]

Okay, i need 30 or 40 million because i need to have my lawn seeded. Hey, if they can spend it on the national mall. Why not my lawn, right?

 

[slacker2114]

I wish to build the TMF compound. This will require about 200 acres of land to be developed for housing and such, plus enough money to pay for all utilities and so everyone that lives there does not have to work for The Man anymore and can follow their own pursuits at their leisure.

I think the paltry sum of $20 billion should cover it.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I don't really need a whole lot. Ten million should be enough to pay off my bills, my parents' debt, fix up my dad's vehicles that he inherited, and to expand my sword and dagger collection.

 

[kurchatovium]

I am gonna up my request for bailout money to a million dollars. Nice round number.

 

[General Zod]

When do we get our money? I gotta planet to build

 

[kurchatovium]

When do we get our money? I gotta planet to build

They told me the check was in the mail.

 

[General Zod]

They told me the check was in the mail.

If "they" say it is,it must be true

 

[kurchatovium]

If "they" say it is,it must be true

Of course.