Blog entries by Captain Satan

Never in my entire life have I been submissive. I've always been the doer, never the done to. That's why my current headspace has been a strange one. The image of a truly fucking evil woman straddling me and just going at her devil business has been traversing my mind for the last month or...

Your expression has dropped all but for a quivering lip, and your eyes are suddenly more alive. I feel like I am speaking to the real you now, without saying a word. Your eyes are fluent in an ancient language and a moment vanishes into obscurity before we realise that we are now locked into...

After many black magic rituals and praying to every rock star I know...I've finally got myself a job at a magazine. Okay, it's a small job that only requires I be there for a week. Okay, I don't even like the magazine... ...okay, my pay is going to be shitty. But it's a job! What...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn_95hdy6Nw Greetings mortals. Long has it been since I have haunted these shores and cast a grim shadow over your homes. I have been away on a college venture these past few months. This, of course, leaves me little time to properly engage with the friends...

Howdy all, just a little update for anyone who gives a shit. I've decided it's about high time I started living a more healthy lifestyle and have brought my parents' old treadmill back to my apartment. I'm starting to add fruit and yogurt to my diet and I'm cutting down on alcohol. Grandpa's...

I'll keep this short and sweet, just a little round up of my year for anyone that gives a crap! - Aced all of my exams. - Got into the college I wanted to. - Attended far too many local metal gigs. - Remembered why I loved Jagerbombs. - Remember why I stopped drinking Jagerbombs. -...

Hey there, if you are reading this, you have absolutely no life. I'm just kidding, but honestly, who reads these things? As if you actually care what I'm doing with myself! Hurr hurr! Just in case you do care what I've been doing with myself, I've been up to quite a bit. I'll bullet point it for...

Been pretty active here for the last few days and have never felt so good about myself. Speaking to people on the chatroom has really helped me to address this fetish more and it's paying off because I don't feel so weird anymore. A lot of really cool cats here too, even managed to find another...