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Ticklish jokes

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Do you know a tickle-related joke? Here's one for starters:

Q: Between which toes do you find a woman's most ticklish spot?
A: Between her big toes! 😛

Oh, another one I found:

John whispers tenderly into Mary's ear: "We will make love unlike anything described in books. I will kiss you on spots where you've never been kissed before."
Mary whispers back excitedly: "Oh very yes. But you have to be careful, I'm so ticklish on my toes!" 😀

Any other ticklish jokes? 😎
 
A couple oldies...

#1

Q: How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

A: Give her a couple test-tickles! (say it fast...insert rimshot)


#2

A guy walks into a bar and his friend notices he has a black eye.

"Where'd you get the shiner?" his firned asks.

"The new maid is ticklish" the guy answers.

"Did she slug you?"

"No, my wife did when she heard the maid laugh"

~ toyou
 
Not a joke nessasarily, but you ask someone, Pickle me and tickle me went out on a boat. Pickle me fell overboard, who was left? When the person replies "Tickle me" you do so! Now I know what you're thinking, but you'd be surprised how many of my "vanilla" friends have fell for this!
 
old old one ...

From Rowan and Martin's Laugh In (and I think they copied it form the Marx brothers) ....

Q: Where can I get a hold of Raquel Welch?

A: I don't know; she's very ticklish!
 
Here's one from THE GONG SHOW

On the GONG SHOW, the Unknown Comic told joke that goes something like:

You know how to drive a car. But how do you drive a baby buggy?

You tickle its feet.
 
Great! Keep them coming!!!
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Tick-ler f/f said:
Not a joke nessasarily, but you ask someone, Pickle me and tickle me went out on a boat. Pickle me fell overboard, who was left? When the person replies "Tickle me" you do so! Now I know what you're thinking, but you'd be surprised how many of my "vanilla" friends have fell for this!
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I love the joke! I'm gonna try that one on my roommate!😉
But what is a "vanilla" friend?😕
 
Tick-ler f/f said:
Not a joke nessasarily, but you ask someone, Pickle me and tickle me went out on a boat. Pickle me fell overboard, who was left? When the person replies "Tickle me" you do so! Now I know what you're thinking, but you'd be surprised how many of my "vanilla" friends have fell for this!
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that is adorable! I'm trying it!
 
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