I wrote these and posted them on my myspace page in between 2006 and 2007. My friends either enjoyed them or they were rather polite. :P
Some of my haiku's were written during dark times in my life. These are not them and are simply meant to be silly.
Oh my god no more
You are tearing me apart
Screamed my new cellmate
I love you my dear
You are the perfect woman
Now please shave your back.
1) If your cat indicates playtime is over, don't push it, or pray that your scratches don't get infected.
2) When pricking yourself for blood tests for blood sugar levels, make sure the needle is sharp and make damned sure you don't poke yourself in the same place twice in a row.
3) Being able to pee outside and have your ankles remain dry is a privilege not everyone possesses.
4) Life without cable television ain't so bad afterall.
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