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Today, 10:03 AM
Thank you Milagros! :D The blondes are back on top! Silly blondes... I have it on very good authority the God drives electric. He didn't build all...
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Yesterday, 10:21 PM
Our local court judge couldn't figure out if he wanted to visit Mt. Rushmore on his vacation or go to Philadelphia to see the Liberty Bell. It isn't...
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Yesterday, 01:16 AM
Too bad Heaven hasn't got the current US border problems. If the boundaries were that lax, lawyers and other unsavories could simply stroll in!
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Yesterday, 01:12 AM
That's what Bob gets for using his right name! If he'd gone by Lawrence when he made his visits, no parrot on Earth could rat him out!
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09-16-2023, 10:38 AM
Thank you Milagros! :D Though I haven't seen an actual butcher's shop in decades... makes me wonder if there are such things anymore or if it's an...
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09-15-2023, 10:21 PM
Every room in our house has its uses, but it's in the bedroom that the magic happens! I say I want sex, and Presto! My wife disappears!
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09-14-2023, 08:59 PM
At times she was downright vicious.
And unexpectedly so: she's usually very prim and proper.
But this time we hit a weak spot of hers.
It was fun...
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09-14-2023, 12:39 PM
"Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Mo"... edgy language, considering the social context, but what else what you expect from the ultimate "youth rebels" motion...
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09-14-2023, 11:38 AM
I remembered there was a big musical number in one of the Universal "Frankenstein" films, but couldn't pinpoint which one until I'd resolved to plow...
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09-14-2023, 11:15 AM
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20 minutes - M/F Feet Writing...
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09-14-2023, 10:27 AM
That the incident happened on or near to Halloween should have been a tipoff for the unfortunate cabbie, but I suppose the naughty spirit moved him! ...
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09-13-2023, 02:25 AM
You had me at "pins it to his shirt and sends him home"! That is one hilarious joke! Wish I'd posted it first!
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09-10-2023, 04:43 PM
A second musical selection from 1962's "Eegah!" makes almost two too many; these interludes are worthless except to make mock of, but for that...
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09-10-2023, 04:14 PM
Credited to The Little Eskimos, a children's vocal group that I assume wasn't professional (they don't attempt any harmony or any complex rhythm),...
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09-10-2023, 03:40 PM
For those who haven't seen it, "Dr. Goldfoot and his Bikini Machine" is a jolly '60s sendup of spy cinema, with Vincent Price hamming it with every...
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09-09-2023, 11:16 AM
Thank you Milagros! :D Another blonde takes the crown... a literary-minded blonde, at that! I understand that pencil will make a proud addition to...
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09-08-2023, 08:15 PM
I'm not ashamed to admit it: I'm a grown-ass man and I wear Depends! When did I discover I needed 'em? Last Saturday, in the wee hours of the...
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09-06-2023, 11:42 PM
If you count by the number of times I've sat down to watch it, "Creature from the Haunted Sea" is one of my favorite movies ever. I find its parody...
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09-06-2023, 09:02 PM
"The Beach Girls and the Monster" (better known to me as "Monster from the Surf", an alternate title) is a middling creature feature that becomes a...
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09-06-2023, 10:51 AM
What a cheapskate! I would'a made it six bucks! Too bad Tommy didn't sue the original farmer. He could have won millions! 'Course, with lawyer's...
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09-02-2023, 09:59 AM
Thank you Milagros! :D Blondes certainly don't need any help from space aliens to win the top spot, but the combo proved unbeatable today! Too bad we...
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09-01-2023, 09:27 PM
Disney's so woke these days, Sleeping Beauty's developed insomnia.
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When I see the names of lovers carved into trees, I don't find it cute...
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08-28-2023, 10:15 PM
1958's "The Hideous Sun Demon' flips the werewolf script from nighttime to daytime influence, as a horrendously flawed atomic scientist (he's a lush,...
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08-28-2023, 09:48 PM
"Riders to the Stars", released the year of my birth (1954), is a mostly successful attempt at serious science fiction cinema, with scenes of team...
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08-27-2023, 04:10 PM
Any male my age was by default a Three Stooges fan when he was a kid. I still love the "boys" and consider them my favorite comedy team amidst fierce...
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08-27-2023, 03:37 PM
Richard Kiel's outlandish size limited his acting opportunities to those of giants and monsters for the most part; he was able to bring a measure of...
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08-27-2023, 12:24 AM
Godzilla grew a social conscience around 1971 and decided to take on industrial pollution in "Godzilla vs the Smog Monster". The movie's full of...
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08-27-2023, 12:01 AM
Our second selection from "Frankenstein's Daughter", "Daddy-Bird", is far zippier and more fun than "Special Date". It's also a bit more difficult to...
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08-26-2023, 10:48 AM
Thank you Milagros! :D Just a joke, of course... clever or dim, I've never stood a chance with any of them!
Also, my condolences on the Yankees...
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08-25-2023, 08:25 PM
Show up early if you want to attend our town's cheese festival. It's the briefest!
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He: "Tell me... did it hurt?"
She: "Did what hurt?"...
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