My children, my flock! With the Guihad at our doorstep, it is my duty as the Holy Dope to rally the troops! The Church of Todd needs a champion. Who will step forth?!?
That’s what they ALL say! I warn you, skull, I might just dump you out in the ocean, together with... the ocean. I stabbed it good, and it’s NOT going to mess with me again!
Now, citizens... everyone just stay calm! :panic: I'll, uh... "safeguard" what skittles we have left for now. Skittles will be rewarded to whoever gets me back my TAFFY damn it!