Recent content by Burt Ward

:sigh: As previously discussed, Mayor West is under my supervision for his own personal protection. His containment unit not only keeps his nonsense in, but keeps James Woods out, so that Mayor West stays safe. I appreciate that you all miss Adam, but for the time being, he's where he needs...

I blame Carsomyr for the cancellation of Batman and me getting type-cast as a result. ... For the record, I'm only doing this because Snail helped me recapture Adam West. I really don't have a problem with Carsomyr. Burt

Holy shit! Attention everyone! James Woods has had a score to settle with Adam for several years! Adam's mental condition had him chasing an imaginary conspiracy for those stealing his milk. He was just pouring it into his breakfast cereal, but his paranoia lead him to hide any milk he could...

Oh for.... Look, I appreciate the lengths you people are going to on behalf of my friend Adam, but you're missing the point. Adam West is a dangerous human being. He has manipulated the lives of the people in Quahog, RI. He has allowed illegal dumping into Lake Quahog, which has hurt both...

Mr. West has been successfully re-sealed in his Level 4 containment unit in my basement. He has been spending the bulk of the last few weeks taking care of his many cats, eating Noid-free pizza and getting high on the fumes of Shark Repellent Bat-Spray, which I really don't approve of, but...

GOTCHA! *throws net* Fucking finally! Folks, I've been looking for Adam for the past three months. He escaped from his holding cell in my basement and has been running amok throughout the United States. The FBI said they wouldn't press charges if I brought him back myself. I can't...