A nice article on the why u cant.... and then a quick little bit of info for making a self tickling machine.
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Excellent Story!! Reads well and easily. Almost had me thinking that I was standing in the same room as Xi and his/its' captive.
Erotic as hell!!
Wistfull thinking... a soundtrack to go along with the story.
Or, perhaps even a short one act play.