The state of Maryland sucks major balls and believe me I'm desperately trying to move.
I've asked every masseuse at all the massage spas I've been to to tickle my back and they either don't listen or they don't really do it like that. That's just stupid, if a customer asks to be tickled at the...
I just need someone in this Godforsaken place called Maryland to tickle/stroke my back (upper back especially). I don't care about any other thing as long as I can have that everyday I'm good.
Is there anyone on this site from Maryland who is into tickling people's backs?