Recent content by Doctor Convulso

If the feet in question are clean and have a lady I like on the end of them, I care not a jot about size or shape of the feet or indeed the lady. As long as the lady is of a playful disposition and the feet (as well as the rest of her) are ticklish, I'm a happy man indeed... or was that a...

(Reconnects EEG machine) *beeeeeeeeeeeeep*

Will Kalamos rise to the occasion and propel the debate forwards into the unknown once more ? Will anyone post a section of the clip as a wmv file, so greater numbers of people can see a man's floppy genitalia and tickling horror ? Will the thread descend into homophobia, not out of any...

That is the sanest thing I've read on this thread in some time. I stopped posting on this site about five months ago, as I was sick to my back teeth of people using a tickling forum as a platform for their bigotry. I have no objection to a constructive or even heated debate, so long as people...

ROFL ! "Ignorant comments" ? Does the word "hypocrisy" mean anything to you ? -oOo- Never mind, I'm just about through using this site. I'd just like to say a fond farewell to some people I thought were pretty cool. I can't remember all of you, but names like Nessonite, Kooieca, Kalamos and...

Whitey bastard speaks Ah there you are. Well, I know it's been a while but what the hell, eh? I'll just have to labour the point once again: I'm not asking you to bite your tongue, Jaguar. If you're going to take a bite out of anything then how about that enormous chip you carry on your...

Of course, consensual human rights violations are another matter entirely. Especially ones that involve bondage and electric toothbrushes. So, yes - violate away !

Double plus ungood Hi Nessonite. I hope things are going better for you than last time we spoke. Email me if you feel like chatting. And I promise you I'm not really a good man for a political debate. I hate all politicians equally, just on general principle (the principle being they're all a...

Well, it's been a while since I posted anything on this site, basically because I thought the whole tone of the place was descending into stupidity. Imagine how pleased I was to see a twentysome page thread about politics. At last - people who have opinions worth stating. Or maybe not. Twenty...

Ok then. At first, see, I didnt even get your little lame joke. I was asking Jaguar, what was the big deal, and why was he so upset. I believe someone named Sarah replied to my question as to explaining to me that terminal gangrene makes your feet black. I simply ASKED, I repeat ASKED, if you...

Ok then, I see what the problem is here. I aimed too high. The people I referred to in my "speech" were you and Jaguar. At the risk of labouring a point, it wasn't too long ago that I said something on a thread that was slap bang out of order because I just automatically jumped to some dumb...

GANGRENE: An apology I hate to say this, but it's pretty rich to be called an ignorant racist asshole by people who need a written explanation to an admittedly weak but altogether innocently intended pun. I genuinely never thought that anyone would be so paranoid as to infer that there was any...

Sorry, does the capacity for thought not sit well your faith ? Hehehe. In case you haven't realised yet I'm only having a little fun, no malice intended I assure you. However, I'd appreciate it if you'd stop praying for me right now, as it's really a complete and utter waste of time. The...

Man, if I ever get a calling like that the phone's coming off the hook and going out of the window. Don't worry - my feathers are not ruffled. I just think you're a very silly man. I'm sure God doesn't hate tickle lovers that much.

And for those of you who think Hacha is some form of Satanic excrement: