Recent content by Dude'sonfire

Thanks! And yes, it is possible... but if I told you how, it would warp your mind into a shape inconceivable by human perception and leave you quivering and mad in a form resembling a bent reed: defeated, numb and listless. Ahem. Clearly.

Greetings. It's been ages since I contributed anything, but I just wrote this today for my own amusement and figured I'd share it. Best Ticklee Ever: an Episode in the Life of Tony and Chloe. ‘Oh my God! Tony! Wow, you look great!’ ‘Hey, Chloe! Heh, thanks! You’re looking fairly foxy...

Hey yall. Some tickle story slash Foucault-esque social commentary for you. It's not as boring as that sounds. lol. Here you go: 'I guess we're all done here,' announced the doctor. 'Thank you,' said the young woman with a big smile, putting the strap of her purse around her shoulder. Her...

I don't think you have to write everyday. If you do, you might get better faster, but even if you just write whenever the hell you feel like it, you could still produce some excellent stuff.

I'm writing a long, three-volume novel at the moment. I'm into the third volume with the first draft, second volume on the rewrite. If I have the guts (which I undoubtedly won't!) I might tell the title when it's out... but I would have to be feeling mighty brave lol.

"'Well, it appears the magic she exudes on the populace is mostly subconscious. It is in an early stage of development due to her age.' The officer nodded. 'It seems the degree of positive influence she imparts depends largely on her endorphin levels.' 'I see.'" And thank you for the comments :)

Thank you :) I'm gonna have to write a sequel if people keep posting....

Thank you also. People always like the ones with a princess...

That is the best thing I have ever read. Or at least the first part of the best thing. Right more, or I'll kill you. And stop fishing for replies.

Thank you :D

That woman's reaction is one of the single sexiest things I have ever seen

No doubt the ride of the rohirrim would look pale and unispiring in comparison.

Greetings all. It's been a while since I contributed anything, and I felt like spinning a yarn. Hope you all enjoy. A young, blonde soldier walked briskly into the spacious office. 'Sir, the research on the Princess has come back.' The officer, in his late forties, a silvered beard decorating...

Ah!!!!! Very sorry I was not here to appreciate this!! Uni had me busy. I'm into honours now, very bogged down. I only flicked onto the website now and then, must have missed it. Thank you very much, all of you! *bows* Vlad - thank you for starting the thread :) very much appreciated...

lol post them!