Recent content by GaryGoafer

If people in the States think this healthcare bill makes America a 'socialist' country, us Europeans must seem like hardcore Stalinists by comparison.

I really enjoyed it. Kept incredibly close to the graphic novel, the downside of which was that the changes they made were easy to spot. Still, brilliant movie, I'd definitely watch it again.

At the end of a hard day of couch-jumping, he likes to relax with a nice cold glass of Xenu juice, with extra placenta.

I still think its amazing that he only killed 8 people, yet is probably THE most infamous serial killer in history! Seriously, he's like a real-life supervillain. Ever read the letters supposedly sent by him to the police? Creepy stuff.

Mango, if Tarzan has lived in the jungle all his life, why doesn't he have a beard?

Gonna have to throw in a vote for Scarecrow myself. A villain that can literally frighten you to death. Scary stuff. I like Mr Freeze as well, its a shame his character was ruined by the Governator running around in a glowing blue suit shouting "Lets kick some ICE"

Here in Britain, Obama is immensely popular, as he looks like the candidate less likely to ruin the rest of the world. Also, apparantly McCains vice president believes the world is 6000 years old, which, without meaning to offend, would get you laughed out of Parliament in British politics.

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse after the godawful Wicker Man remake... Seriously, what kind of ego does it take for someone to say "Well, this classic and well loved film is good...BUT I CAN MAKE IT BETTER!"

The Daily Mail supported Hitler during the 1930s, as well as British fascist leader Oswald Mosely, the father of the chap involved in the S&M scandal. I wouldn't trust anything they say.

His sister works as a clown. She should know how Batman feels about clowns.

Gonna have to go with the clown prince of crime himself, the Joker. Not only is he utterly insane and evil, but he's also funny in ways that make you feel bad. Pic related.

I read somewhere that The Joker is 6'5, thats the only one I can remember, seeing as I was quite shocked at how tall he is.

A Bacon-Double Cheeseburger from Burger King is quite possibly the greatest fried cuisine I've ever had. If I woke up one morning to find that creepy King from the Burger King adverts standing over my bed, offering me a Bacon Double Cheeseburger, the years of trauma I'll suffer as a result of...

The classic April O'Neil scene, from Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles, as it was known over here. Legendary.

Just gave 'Shadow of Rome' a replay. I'd forgotten how awesome it is to slice off a guys arm and then beat him over the head with it.