I love having a tickle fetish. I don't go shouting it from the rooftops; but it's sexy and fun. I like having something that is like a sure-fire way to turn me on.
Excuse me. Hours? HOURS?....HOURS? :O
If it was guaranteed to tickle in a way that was, in fact, the optimal level on my most ticklish spot...I'd last a few minutes at MOST.
However, as others have mentioned, what's missing is the human element. Even an AI machine that could "feel just like a...