Recent content by Hapless Ticklee

Strangely erough, try as I might I just can't bring myself to disapprove of naked women. This curse has afflicted me since I was a young man, and try as I might I can't shake it. I mentioned it to my doctor but he just shot me in the leg and told me to get out of his house immeidately.

I used to think a ler who insisted on eye contact messed with my head... until I had to deal with a ler insisting I watch the tv screen in front of my face showing the videocamera feed of the soles of my feet.

When lee'ing I resist as long as I can before begging, and only do so with utmost sincerity. However, I constantly find the quality of my begging being criticised and the tickling continuing along with taunts such as "say it like you mean it" and "are you trying to tell me what to do?" My...

We tend to put on loud rock music to try and nullify the noise factor. We do this so that while the neighbours are probably aware there's someone getting a heavy duty tickling next door, they're not able to hear every little specific detail. Years ago, I got some very strange looks from the...

all of the above, and most definitely can't stand it when the camera operator decides the ler and lee's faces are of secondary importance to a pointless close up of a pair of feet. I feel something should be done but I have an overactive apathy gland.

God, Quadratic Equations... it took me years to successfully forget that wretched formula. Now life is about anything... just so long as Quadratic Equations aren't involved then all is well

I know for a fact that you were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. Dr. Gonzo says hi

Did you not see part 2 when she had him shot in the head by that team of Navy Seals? Personally I thought he got off lightly. Death's too good for these people!

And don't forget to permutate all of the variables, storing them in a cool dry place away from sunlight.

Reminds me of a day a couple of years back when my mother kept trying to embarass me by asking my wife if I was ticklish. After a while she got fed up and replied "Yes, but the way I do it him, he volunteers for it and he LOVES it"... and the conversation was slain in world record time, never to...

Go for it mate, there's plenty of people who'll like it and it should sell. I know I'm probably biased (being a F/M ticklee) but I really don't see what all the fuss is about. Seems there's a few people here who can't seem to contemplate that the rest of the world doesn't share their tastes...

Stop trying to hint you want to be tickled and just say "I want to be tickled" in a loud bold voice.

If the patio's smoking I'd pour some water on it before it goes up. I once had a smouldering gazebo, you know.

There are plenty of people on these forums who need mental help, or possibly even psychosurgery. But it's got f*** all to do with tickling. :firedevil

Maybe it would have been better if the words "NOT" and "DUH" had been added to the end of the quote in large bold letters. Don't you have sarcasm and irony in certain states in America?