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Everyone except Hyena. Watch out for her. She's just awful.

I wear sandals a lot, so the answer is "very easily."

I'm not running, I'm sitting. Too frickin' hot to run.

Yay! I'm smart!

I know she's not a supervillain, but Wonder Woman's magic lasso forces anyone who touches it to tell the truth, so if you tied someone up with it they would have to tell you all their lovely weak spots. Granted half the fun is finding them on your own...

I am a highly prolific editor.

The second question probably involves a lot of personal taste-factor, but I'm going to nominate myself for both.

Uhm. Moral support!

Aww, that means you missed the clumsy formation of the Official Tickle Theater WoW Guild! "Clumsy" meaning "It never got going but we were all there in spirit."

*Lies on the floor in a chocolate-induced half-stupor, lethargically shaking her head from side to side. She's fine. Give her more chocolate.*

*Scrambles to collect them off the floor, cramming them into her mouth almost as fast as she can swallow. She looks incredibly dignified.*

Wasn't this from Star Trek? Or am I thinking of blue spaghetti? I remember something being blue from Star Trek...

A hand from beneath the couch grabs hold of the milk, dragging it underneat for consumption. Oh, gods. This couch eats things.

Where did you get those

Hullo, Mister <3 You have PMs turned off so I can't send you all these great oatmeal recipes!