Recent content by Jay1

Ughhh I hate waking up late .

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder ,and people make the clothes not the other way around the sooner you and others learn that the better .:upsidedow

Women spend so much time covering up their face with make up, they have no idea how beautiful it was to begin with You're always as pretty as you think until someone tells you differently:justlips:

12 Step Program Of Recovery For Web Addicts 1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web. 2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3) I will get dressed before noon. 4) I will make an attempt to...

Dear life, when I said "can my day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.

Dear Dominos Pizza, gotta question. After I rate your food directly on the box do you review the results from my garbage can?

Does anybody have a good recipe for homemade gasoline?

I wanna know if anybody knows any good stand up comedy movies to get on dvd I have all the Dane Cooks,Eddie Murphys,and Louis C.K. also George Lopez.

I went into the Shell gas station this morning and asked for five dollars worth of gas. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was a sign at the station near by my house that said, 'We take Visa...

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Osama Bin-Laden started believing in astrology and went to a special astrologist to ask him when will be the day he dies. "You will die on an American holiday", said the astrologist. "How can you be so sure of that?" asked Bin-Laden. "Well, any day you die will be an American holiday". Also...