Soulcaliber had a great intro, IIRC.
And then, on the PS1 no less, Vagrant Story had great cinematics throughout, with great lines like "Reinforcements? I am the reinforcements."
Other valuable things learned in kindergarden : tickle the other kids until you get your way. If you don't get your way, scream. If you still don't get your way, scream louder.
Oh, and everything tastes better with ants on it. ;)
(another good set of guidelines comes from mmm, Baz...
Unnatural? Well that's a good thing isn't it? After all - it's unnatural for us to have our teeth past the age of 30 or so, it's unnatural for us to be warm and fed and clothed. Not to mention that an awful lot of people would think it's unnatural to have an unnatural interest in tickling...