Recent content by Matt Damon

I know what you're saying. I've been trying to hook up with Drew Barrymore here for three years now, and they all turn out to be Ben.

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Don't listen to him. I only have eyes for you.

I'm sorry, but it's true. :dancingbanana:

Ha ha, he totally put you in your place, you pompous, credit-stealing mongoloid. "Ooh, look at me, I make $20 million a picture and suddenly I'm too good to attend my buddy Matt's Fourth of July barbecue." Fuck you and your reindeer games! :doublefinger: I take it all back, Snailshell. You and...

Hey Snailshell, how do you like them apples? ...You get it? Because I'm talking about her breasts.

She's fucking Matt Damon. :D

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On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the minibar... :doublefinger:

She's fucking Matt Damon.

I agree, this is sooo offensive!!! :frustrated: