Recent content by ParanoidChant1

I had a dream one time that I had a pet dinosaur. I was teachin' it tricks and shit. Man, that dream kicked ass ...

Alright everyone, prepare yourselfs: this thread is going to be awesome. What you need to do is post what the best dinner you. ever. ate. was so that this thread eventually becomes a total overload of deliciousness that destorys everyone in it's path. I shall begin, for mine was fairly simple...

Ya know what really burns my bush? When people confidently tell you that you're wrong when you know for a fact that you are right. Ya know what really boils my bubbles? When people treat the person behind the cash register like a machine rather than a person. Ya know what really bites my...

I learned the other day that apparently my dad has been twittering for over two years now. Also, I leanred the other day that apparently twitter has existed for over two years now.

I HATE dreams where I'm back in school! Probably coz for me it's always freaking math class that I'm back in, and I failed outta math. ... so again, read into that one all ya want, lol

Ello. I've posted on here before and chatted with a few peeps in the chatroom, but I never truly introduced myself. I am Joel, and I just moved to Philadelphia. Hope to be seein' allz y'allz around!

Man, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia has to be one of the best comedies out there right now. I also dig the Venture Brothers and well-done dramas like The West Wing or The Wire, but I've seriously cut back on my TV intake as of late.

Slaver123's recent post about his decrepit house dream got me thinkin' about reoccurring dreams. Do you have any? Aquariums seem to appear in my dreams often. And by aquariums, I mean HUGE ASS AQUARIUMS - these b's have whales living in them, or sometimes prehistoric animals like plesiosaurs...

Reocurring dreams are always something I find fascinating, so I decided to do some extensive (read: scant) research for you: http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091016065038AABhd5W I believe 'EDI RAMONE' has the most helpful advice here ... This site, however, may be more along...

Is it just me or is that ticklee the same one from these clips?: http://www.tickletheater.com/showthread.php?t=18369&highlight=interrogation

I've always found that drinking a crap-ton of water before hittin' the sack after a long night of drinking usually wards off hangovers. This is, of course, if I can remember to drink a crap-ton of water before hittin' the sack...

Ah, I see -- no, my friend is transgender. She hasn't indicated to me whether or not she wants any surgical work done. I may have to ask you for general advice on how to help her through it all later.

Well, if it bothers you then you should let her know. I'm hazarding a guess that he's just glad that she's talking to him again, so I wouldn't make a huge deal about it, but you should air out all disagreements with your friends before they ferment into genuine bad blood. I have a friend who...

My thoughts are with the her family and the people of Pakistan. How are you suppose to hold elections if the moderate candidates have to fear for their lives?

Have you ever gotten weights as a gift when your family know full well that you're not athletic? Thanks for the hint, grandma...