Johnny they asked for funny, not disgusting.
For me it was when my boyfriend was tickling me, and my dog Cha-cha thought he was attacking me. Cha-cha bit him right in the ass as he was bent over. My god, I thought I was going to die laughing.
I dated a guy for a while who was into BDSM. I went to a dungeon with him once. The first thing that hit me was the acrid smell of urine in the air. I looked around and saw about 5 BDSM scenes going on simultaneously. Two of them were men being flogged by women. The other three were women being...