Recent content by strtbottomjim

For anybody who thinks us hoomans come from someplace else: The DNA says otherwise. Bigtime. Other life out there? Heck ya, seems crazy to think otherwise, especially now that we know other planets are common (over 80 non-solar-system planets IDed so far!). The others are gas giants, that's...

I miss my ferrets :(. The houseweasels were SO cute'n'friendly...gawd the stories. Y'all have never seen anything so playful and affectionate.

Ahh. Corporate bathrooms. A source of endless humor. My favorite is to wait for some other dude to cut a good rippin' fart out, and then in a perfectly normal tone of voice, say: "Gezunteit". :D Some get weirded, some crack up. But at this one company, there was an extra special game you...

I'm a male ticklesub - somebody who likes being tickled just like your ladyfriend, so maybe I can help. There's a fair chance she likes both the feeling of being tickled, and the sense of "total loss of control" it gives her. She's putting herself under your control, and giving up very basic...

BADGERS! WE DON'T NEED NO STEEENKIN' =>BADGERS!<=... :p

Chat-room horn-dogs can be the most annoying sub-species of male "human" in existence. Some guy decided to have major fun with these proto-apes. Go to this page here: http://www.vampiregerbil.com/cybertorture/page2.html Read that. Then hit the link on the bottom of the page, and read the...

I dunno if y'all realize it, but the guy that played Darth Maul was NOT an actor! Hence they didn't give him a lot of lines. What happened was, that dude was hired as a martial arts scene co-orinator and consultant. He was never supposed to be on-screen. But the guy they hired for Maul...

Heh. Well in my case, it's not so much that the spot is "secret", but that nobody ever thinks of light, fast *tickling* of...ehhh...my "boybits" :D. So far, ONCE, I've experienced that right after orgasm. I'm not usually loud at all...but that night, I was *screaming* my head off. The...

"Meesa gigantic Rastafarian froggy on LSDsa!"

It seemed on-topic to me to talk about how to SOLVE this sort of freakshow, and how not to.

Quoting: "If I read you right, you mainly criticize the huge media coverage such school killings get. In the same thread, you criticize the media for not reporting the killings afflicted by a car or a knife. This just doesn't compute. Zero points for the candidate." Yes, the media is mostly at...

Headtripper25: Glad you asked. Professors Lott and Mustard from the Chigaco University school of Law and Economics did a study in 1996 comparing the "before and after" effects, county by county, of every state that switched to allowing "carry concealed weapons" with a permit (background check...

Haltickling, You can disagree with me all you want, but news reports I've seen say that when German police searched the German killer's home and papers, they found newspaper clippings from American school shootings, including Littleton and Columbine. He had been *influenced* by US and German...

You want to place blame here? The very same day as this German tragedy, some nutcase in India flipped out and killed 10. Y'all didn't hear about that, didja? Know why? It's because the Indian nut used edged weapons. Somebody in LA recently did a mass killing at a school, killed a couple of...

"Yo, hand me my lightsaber...ya, that's the one, says "badass muthafuka" on it..." Or... "The lightsaber...when you absolutely positively have to kill every muthafukin' stormtrooper in the room, accept no substitutes!" :D