Recent content by the_jimmy_james

Oh... Sir! The Insult Simulator

Y'all got the old site back. Great!

Your analysis is found lacking!

THAT'S RIGHT I did

Bob Englund is a true character, and brings this giddy insanity to Freddy that you don't get from Haley. Haley is an excellent actor, but he's either just not fully compatible with the character of Freddy, or the direction is bad.

We're always available! Text, we're on Skype, iMessage and stuff, the mail!

It has nothing to do with TT. They're stuck fucking with the garbage that these halfass people decide to scrape together. The only reason "mobile devices as a whole can be ass with anything chat-related" is that nobody seems to understand that they're actually just goddamn computers and can run...

If you can't see it... it's there. OH GOOD JOB JINKO.

Those are all great ideas, except that it has nothing to do with *alternate rooms* at all. The time in question, a third room had been created and it did not appear in the list of rooms that one can enter. This is due to the designers of the mobile chat using too much shittiness. Shitty shitty...

Every day must seem like a gigantic hoax, but the joke is only on you.

None of that is worthwhile to me in the least. 1) I'm talking about the mobile chat. On an iPad. There's no Java. It's the craptastic mobile chat that doesn't use Java that is failing. 2) On my computer, I don't have to deal with Java's shitty hijinks. I don't even have it installed. I run...

God rest that merry gentleman.

Perhaps it has to do with the 1997 java crap being a turdbucket. It's like cramming everything that's shitty about the old internets into one place and submitting us to it in 2014. Disgracefully assful.

And I know where people can see you, too. But if either of us inform, that won't be the people of this place guessing will it?

I'm in Austin. That's the whole of it. I am quite public and am seen by hundreds of people a day. Who am I?