That will never happen :lol
I don't remember if I ever shat my pants...why are you so interested? Are you a closet Coprophiliac or something? :stickout
*enters back into the room, looks around, sees no one and removes his shirt, opening up his wings and stretching out* (see new avatar...pretty cool, huh?) :D
What if I were to add spanking, foot worship, bastinado, and other more "hardcore" stuff to the mix? Would that help make it better or different enough to gain your approval?