About a man and his constipation!!! 😱 It'll be worse than maniac and his flatulence! (Well I shouldn't say that since I am, or I was, the Princess of Flatulence.) 😛
Since you seem to be the only mod on, check this thread out -- http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?t=175683 -- I'm sure it's spam and I've already reported it, but I just wanna make you aware it's there. :)