Tiger.Lily

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  Headsnap

• Oct 1, 2008

That sounded almost Engrish; "it's not preferable". Skype is some sort of internet phone thing. It's basically an IM programme or some shit, I just installed it and am trying to work out how to use it. Technology my arse. Give me turnips any day.

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  Headsnap

• Oct 1, 2008

Yes I do mean that, foo'. Have you got Skype or something, this messaging is tedious and also slightly annoying.

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  Headsnap

• Oct 1, 2008

Evening, sir or madam. I am fine; quit smoking for ever and ever today so I am pleased with myself. How are you today? NB: You will be worse if you don't GET OUT OF MY FKN TURNIP PATCH!!!11

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  Iris

• Oct 1, 2008

How goes it Girl????? U okay today???? I know what will cheer u up......read Iris vs Luvgirlsfeet polll and plllllllleeeeaaaaaasssseee vote for me.. I need all the help I can get!!

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  Headsnap

• Sep 30, 2008

That's a fair point.

I'm bored now, when is The Bill on?

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  Headsnap

• Sep 30, 2008

What?! Did you not listen to Troy McClure?!? If a cow got the chance he'd eat you and all you hold dear! That's why we must fight them.

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  Headsnap

• Sep 30, 2008

Pfff, chickens. Let them come; we will choke the rivers with their dead. Then make McChicken Sandwiches out of them.

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  Headsnap

• Sep 30, 2008

That and the mega-nostrils. They will inhale your head, manz. Your head!!1

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  Headsnap

• Sep 30, 2008

I'm scared. Seriously.

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  Headsnap

• Sep 30, 2008

Lasers.

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  Headsnap

• Sep 30, 2008

See now that's just cold. I fucking bust my hump out there in the field all day, dodging man-eating cows and disgruntled carrots, and you smash my turnip. I'm offended. Or something.

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  Headsnap

• Sep 30, 2008

You could wash the dung off. Wouldn't be the same though :-s

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  Adam

• Sep 30, 2008

You deserve a big hug. You know why. You remain a phenomenal human being. Always remember that.

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  KrazieDog

• Sep 29, 2008

*picks up self out of the dirt, points to the distance and when you look away, squeezes ya hips, THEN pushes you down and runs away* 😀 Luv Ya goofy!

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  Headsnap

• Sep 29, 2008

You sure you don't want a turnip? They're field-fresh, still covered in dung and everything.

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  ..Glamorous..

• Sep 29, 2008

Wow, I so thought I was younger than you! *shock*

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  KrazieDog

• Sep 28, 2008

*pushes Gins down and looks around the place* 😛

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  Artoo

• Sep 28, 2008

I'll have to archive it - I had a fantastic nights sleep! 😀

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  baldadonis

• Sep 28, 2008

My, my, how can I resist you

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• Deleted member 66627

• Sep 27, 2008

*falls through the floor*

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  Artoo

• Sep 27, 2008

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM *glomps*

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  Adam

• Sep 27, 2008

Yeah, they are. LAHLZ. 😀

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  Adam

• Sep 27, 2008

Glad to hear you're feeling better! Dat makes me happy. And holy crap, you've got 5 pages of comments. 😛

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  Headsnap

• Sep 27, 2008

URK! Joleon Lescott and Andrea Dossena! You don't get any bonus points, but don't worry, you will be going home today with this very attractive turnip.

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  Headsnap

• Sep 27, 2008

There is no difference, all unsolicited contact is assault. NOTHING GIEFS YUO THAT RITE!!!1