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    Some Interesting Milagros Facts

    If you make a list of 10 things Milagros cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.

    Milagros does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Milagros goes killing.

    When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Milagros

    Milagros doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    In conversation, Milagros often quotes himself, and then laughs about it.

    Milagros has counted to infinity. Twice.

    Milagros is the reason that Waldo is hiding

    The chief export of Milagros is pain.

    Milagros' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

    Milagros once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

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    Heh. I neither confirm nor deny any of it.
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    A link to my stories on the TMF.


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    Quote Originally Posted by milagros317 View Post
    Heh. I neither confirm nor deny any of it.
    But the main point is, he hasn't denied it!

    Don't mess with milagros. I fear that even I - trained milagros-fancier that I am - may have already stepped over the mark.

    Wait,

    what's that noise outside my window...


    no.....

    it can't be.......


    "Milagros sir,.....i didn't mean it. Oh no! What are you doing....."

    WHIRRRRRR, (chainsaw)

    "......nooooooooo ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH"

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    He's imagining things, I'm not there.
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    A link to my stories on the TMF.


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    עם ישראל חי
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    Quote Originally Posted by milagros317 View Post
    He's imagining things, I'm not there.
    No judge would convict anyway - out of fear.....and also possibly because i've posted this after he supposedly killed me.

    Damn. Should have stayed quiet to be honest.

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    A hint to the fearful: I've never killed anybody who has bought one of my books. (See links below.)
    <== the sacred soles of Goddess Shelly



    A link to my stories on the TMF.


    Buy my first novel "Sorority Sisters" here.

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    TRAPPED AND TICKLED series
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    עם ישראל חי
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    Quote Originally Posted by milagros317 View Post
    A hint to the fearful: I've never killed anybody who has bought one of my books. (See links below.)
    Consider one of them bought. Probably tomorrow when I find my damned card.

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    Milagros is a fine man and a brave warrior The vorpal bunnies wuv him
    Puff is my Earth
    Tumbles is my Earth

    My vorpal bunny Zatana
    I support Israel.




    A tank filled with holes. For that is what we shall be.Boom we go,goodbye.

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    I am 100% sure Mils has not done a video of him kicking Chrisheaven in the arse....Or vice versa

    This will be the much awaited and silliest clip to expect.
    <<< Grab it NOW!

    Annoxanti's latest for 2022!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bohemianne View Post
    I am 100% sure Mils has not done a video of him kicking Chrisheaven in the arse....Or vice versa

    This will be the much awaited and silliest clip to expect.

    No-one can be 100% sure with Milagros. I expect there's a video of him kicking everyone in the world up the arse on the internet somehwere.

    cool cat

    Yeah man! Peace!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bohemianne View Post
    I am 100% sure Mils has not done a video of him kicking Chrisheaven in the arse....Or vice versa
    That is correct, I have made no such video.
    <== the sacred soles of Goddess Shelly



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    Don't make Milagros angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
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    "A friend in need...is a pest." ~ Bobby Heenan




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    Milagros snobs his own soles.
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    Annoxanti's latest for 2022!!!

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    I am most concerned that there is no mention whatsoever of Dwayne Bush, his twin brother

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisheaven View Post
    I am most concerned that there is no mention whatsoever of Dwayne Bush, his twin brother
    If we're sticking to facts, there is no such person.
    <== the sacred soles of Goddess Shelly



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    Buy my first novel "Sorority Sisters" here.

    Order one of my collections of short stories from MTJ Publishing here:

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