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Today I will not..........
Post what you will not do today..
Today,I will not eat celery.
Puff is my Earth 
Tumbles is my Earth 
My vorpal bunny Zatana
I support Israel.
A tank filled with holes. For that is what we shall be.Boom we go,goodbye.
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Today, I will not eat pizza. 
Have courage and be kind.
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Today I will not step into a boxing ring.
The Secret to Tickling is to make the Person being Tickled Enjoy It.
Good Things Come To Those Who Wait.
Man who fights with woman by day, will get NO PIECE at night.
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Today I will not get much of a chance to play the melodica I got today
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Today, I will not have a beer.
"The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those that got there first." -Steven Tyler
"On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?" 
"I like the little way the line runs up the back of the stockings." - DLR
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Today, I will not have class. 
Have courage and be kind.
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Today I will not kill anybody. 
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today I will not stop tickling when asked
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Today I wil not..............................
go over Niagara Falls in a barrel.
The Secret to Tickling is to make the Person being Tickled Enjoy It.
Good Things Come To Those Who Wait.
Man who fights with woman by day, will get NO PIECE at night.
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Today I will NOT be playing xbox.
 I  HORROR!
POPROCKS for the win!
WARNING: I say FUCK a lot.
 Wanna play dominos?
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I will not be going to bed early...
The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn. - Cicero
People spend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idle dreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill the emptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed to search was within. - Ramona L. Anderson
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Today I will not shoot anybody in the forehead.
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Today I will not let anything get in the way of spending time with my son, who is napping before his party tonight.
I HORROR!
POPROCKS for the win!
WARNING: I say FUCK a lot.
Wanna play dominos?
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Today I will not shoot anybody in the eye.
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Today I wil not..............................
The Secret to Tickling is to make the Person being Tickled Enjoy It.
Good Things Come To Those Who Wait.
Man who fights with woman by day, will get NO PIECE at night.
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