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You Know You're Getting Old When...

You know you're getting old when you have to decide whether or not it is worth bending down to pick up a quarter.
 
You know you're getting old when you're wishing birthdays to slow down.
 
You can't find your glasses you go crazy looking for them all around the house and then you realize your glasses were on your head the whole time.

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You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for cemetery plots and the other half is solicitations to buy long term care insurance. :eek:
 
You know that you're getting old when your biggest wish is to take a daily nap.
 
I don't know if I will reach the next thousand-day milestone, 30,000 days. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you look forward to bed time as much as any other time of day.
 
you know you're getting old when you value sleep over hanging out with friends.
 
You know you're growing old when you find the need to use an electric blanket more often. :grandpa:
 
You know you're growing old when you need bifocals to read a book.
 
You know you're growing old when you find the need to use Icy Hot more often. :grandpa:
 
You know you're growing old when you think any temperature below 50 degrees is cold.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for cemetery plots. :eek:
 
You know that you're getting old when you prefer to stay at home than go out.
 
devioustickler said:
When you hear the Red Hot Chili Peppers on “Classic Rock" radio station and your like WTF!! I totally remember rocking out to that song when it came out! Haha
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I had to stop playing music league with my coworkers because it was painful to realize how much older I am from everyone based on our music selections!!
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember gas prices being under $2.
 
You know that you're getting old when you yell at kids to get off your lawn.
 
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