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You Know You're Getting Old When...

You know that you're getting old when you walk with a cane.
 
You know that you're getting old when you keep forgetting where you put your car keys.
 
You know that you're getting old when you need bifocals to read the newspaper.
 
You know you're growing old when you find the need to use an electric blanket more often. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you forget what you had for breakfast.
 
You know that you're getting old when you need a cane to walk.
 
You know you're growing old when you often can't find your eyeglasses.
 
You know that you're getting old when you're older than dirt.
 
You know that you're getting old when you've already attended your 50th college reunion.:grandpa:
 
You know you're getting old when, you make more noise than the chair you're sitting in
 
You know that you're getting old when your 50th high school reunion is a distant memory.:grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you see a few gray hairs.
 
You know that you're getting old when you see gray hairs on your head, in your beard, and on your chest.:grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you don't need to go to a barber anymore because your hair doesn't grow that much.
 
You know that you're getting old when you find the need to use an electric blanket more often.
 
You know that you're getting old when staying up past 11PM is a challenge even on a holiday.
 
You know that you're getting old when your 50th high school reunion is a distant memory.:grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you yell at kids to get off your lawn.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for cemetery plots. :eek:
 
You know that you're getting old when when you feel cold more easily than you used to.
 
You know that you're getting old when you can't stay up till midnight.
 
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