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Odd questions thread

Because we have run out of odd questions. :p

Here is a question guaranteed to have an odd answer:
What is the average (mean) of 2, 6, and 7?
 
Someone I know will be ecstatic to learn that the answer is F-I-V-E

Why does water run, and not walk instead?
 
Because then we wouldn't have "rapids."

How does time fly without wings?
 
You have been misinformed. Time has wings, gossamer wings in fact. :D

How low is down low?
 
It's in hiding. It's afraid for its life because everybody's always trying to break wind or shoot the breeze... XD

What would water be like if it wasn't wet?
 
Water would be dry as a bone. :eek:

How bad was the big, bad wolf?
 

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He's bad, bad, big bad wolf...Badder than old King Kong and meaner than a junkyard dog

How come you can never dig a hole to China?
 
Because it's super illegal, and they'll throw you into prison when you come out the other end.

How, precisely, is it possible for a cow to jump over the moon...?
 
The cow is using performance-enhancing drugs.

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
 
Because almost everything is ass-backward. :rowfull:

Why don't elephants just forget everything?
 
Elephants are always scarred as children

What will happen if shove my Dick in a fan
 
Presuming that the fan is on, you will be very sorry indeed. :eek:

Since twins are uncommon, why do women have two breasts?
 
Scooby Doo used to do the dew, but he doesn't do the dew any more. :(

How far up is up?
 
Up enough to be be uppity

Can I be a real boy
 
No, not a really really real boy, sorry.

Are there any real boys left?
 
Nobody is ready for Freddy.

Will you answer the call of the Greybeards and take your place as Dragonborn?
 
Nope, I never answer any calls. I let them all go to voicemail. :p

Are there any cool spots in Hell?
 
Cool spots only appear where I stand in hell

Why Am I so cool
 
Because you were born with two copies of the coolness gene.

Why are mules so stubborn?
 
Cause they were born with a stub

What's a good recipe for overcooked meatloaf
 
1. Put together ground beef in a loaf
2. Put it in the over at 375[sup]o[/sup]
3. Drink 9 shots of vodka
4. Pass out in a drunken stupor
5. Wake up to find the meatloaf is overcooked

How do porcupines fuck? :eek:
 
They porc each other with their pricks. XD

If you tape firecrackers to a Barbie, does that make it a blow-up doll?
 
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