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Odd questions thread

You pronounce it like this "vehement

Do you think this thread will ever die
 
Never. This thread is immortal. :angel:

Can God make a rock so heavy that even God can't lift it?
 
Never. This thread is immortal. :angel:

Can God make a rock so heavy that even God can't lift it?

God can. In fact God ate it already before even doing the feasibility studies and calculations to create it. :D :D :eek:
If they said "gods must be crazy," how does it relate to Bill Gates?
 
Bill Gates is a psuedo-god, so that makes Bill psuedo-crazy. :p

How tall must a ladder be to reach to heaven? :angel:
 
Not bad, actually, for a dark joke! XD

When you think about it, just what exactly is the point of gift cards...?
 
They provide lazy people a way to give a present without much thought.

How deep a hole must to dig to reach bottom?
 
Deep enough

Why did it take 10 years for toy story 3 to come out
 
It makes you dead when you reach the molten core. :eek:

Why do snakes have no legs?
 
Because if they did, they'd look like this:
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And nobody wants that.

Why do cats have nine lives, and not like, I dunno, ten or twelve? Something nice and round?
 
Clearly because nine is the smallest square of an odd prime. :D

Why do dogs have only one life?
 
Because sheriff Burford D justice said so

East bound and down loading up in truck, what can't be done
 
Because nobody is ever tickled black, but lots of people are tickled pink.

Why is the sun so hot?
 
George Washington is the Master of the House.

Why did George chop down that cherry tree?
 
Never, because their arms are too short. That means that crocodiles have very bad breath. :eeew:

What did the alligator say after eating the women in alligator shoes?
 
He said are your feet ticklish

What are in the "drugs"
 
Because its in the suns shadow

Creamy or crunchy
 
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